Ginger, our vet told us that the Listerine actually worked better than tomato juice with the added benefit of the quick-dry/evaporation and the times we've used it, it's certainly been effective as all get out.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - May 14, 2009 4:35:33 am PDT #9780 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Ginger - May 14, 2009 5:01:06 am PDT #9781 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's good to know, Barb. The tomato juice is effective, but does look like reenacting the end of Carrie with the dog as prom queen.
billytea - May 14, 2009 5:31:07 am PDT #9782 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Last night's pizza discussion never happened because we took the dog to the park, like we always do, and she met her first skunk. Fortunately, she got hit in the chest, not the face, we got her into the bath quickly before the oil had a chance to spread much, and we were able to wash the worst of it out with dishsoap. She's still a Stinkyfras, but it's not as bad as I fear it could have been.
And people think Australia's animals are weird.
sumi - May 14, 2009 5:36:06 am PDT #9783 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Aren't there any skunk like creatures in Australia?
It's a pretty effective defense system - you'd think more animals would use it.
Sparky1 - May 14, 2009 5:36:23 am PDT #9784 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
And people think Australia's animals are weird.
Don't start dissing our weird mammals, now!
Sass trotted out of the bushes where she'd cornered it looking so pleased with herself. I'm certain she was thinking, "Dude! I showed him! And now I have this great camouflage smell - no one will know I'm coming!"
billytea - May 14, 2009 5:40:21 am PDT #9785 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It's a pretty effective defense system - you'd think more animals would use it.
If an Aussie animal breaks open the chemical warfare, you can generally expect that they're making a good-faith effort to kill you. It's the difference between Cesar Romero Joker and Heath Ledger Joker.
Don't start dissing our weird mammals, now!
Ok, when have you ever known me to use 'weird animal' as anything but a mark of the highest respect?
Polter-Cow - May 14, 2009 5:45:38 am PDT #9786 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I can see the headlines now: "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician."
That should be on a t-shirt.
It's one of my favorite Onion headlines.
billytea - May 14, 2009 5:52:13 am PDT #9787 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It's one of my favorite Onion headlines.
Does the Onion do headline t-shirts? They really should.
vw bug - May 14, 2009 6:02:03 am PDT #9788 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Wasn't it vw who accidentally sent an e-mail to a boss that should have said "Here is the org chart," but instead it was "orgy chart," thanks to spellcheck?
Yes! I totally forgot about that! That was a day!
And, yes, I searched for my name and skipped. I apologize. I'm buried in work that needs to be finished by next Thursday. YAY!
Sparky, that stinks. Ha. I'm funny. I need more coffee, clearly.
Trudy Booth - May 14, 2009 6:33:39 am PDT #9789 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
We have an alarm condition on the 21st floor!
(I'm on 28)
They've evacuated 21 and the two floors below. I wonder why not above. Huh.
It's funny how everyone is just working away while a section of our office building is, you know, on fire...