Oooh. Scrappy is wise.
Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 9:29:44 am PDT #6801 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Shir - Apr 15, 2009 9:34:53 am PDT #6802 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Postcake:
Send him here, Hil.
He'll be surrounded. And I can videotape his reaction. Infact, I'd love to videotape his reaction.
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 10:05:54 am PDT #6803 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Wasn't this whole thing with taking care of drunk friends supposed to end after college? One of my classmates is literally falling-down drunk in my office.
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 10:07:34 am PDT #6804 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
She weighs about 100 pounds. She had six shots, some rum and some tequila. We're giving her water.
Barb - Apr 15, 2009 10:08:40 am PDT #6805 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Oh hell, Hil. Hopefully no alcohol poisoning going on.
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 10:12:26 am PDT #6806 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
She's still awake and talking. We're giving her water, and told her that she can go to sleep after she finishes. She's complaining that the water is too sweet.
This was either 5 or 6 shots in 45 minutes. At 2 in the afternoon. One of the other people drinking with her had office hours at the time, and one of his students came while he was still drunk and the office reeked of alcohol.
Seriously, people?
Ginger - Apr 15, 2009 10:15:39 am PDT #6807 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Damn, Hil. Don't let her lie on her back and try to get some calories into her.
Are there any area rabbis that deserve having your office mate sicced on them?
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 10:17:37 am PDT #6808 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Damn, Hil. Don't let her lie on her back and try to get some calories into her.
She's saying she's going to puke from the water, so I don't think food would be a great idea yet. She's sitting on the floor now, with her head resting on the seat of a chair, and keeps saying, "Stop moving the chair!" Nobody is touching the chair.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2009 10:20:45 am PDT #6809 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Assuming she doesn't die, you should video her and post it on YouTube.
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2009 10:21:02 am PDT #6810 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Has she never been drunk before?