Oh hell, Hil. Hopefully no alcohol poisoning going on.
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
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Barb - Apr 15, 2009 10:08:40 am PDT #6805 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 10:12:26 am PDT #6806 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
She's still awake and talking. We're giving her water, and told her that she can go to sleep after she finishes. She's complaining that the water is too sweet.
This was either 5 or 6 shots in 45 minutes. At 2 in the afternoon. One of the other people drinking with her had office hours at the time, and one of his students came while he was still drunk and the office reeked of alcohol.
Seriously, people?
Ginger - Apr 15, 2009 10:15:39 am PDT #6807 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Damn, Hil. Don't let her lie on her back and try to get some calories into her.
Are there any area rabbis that deserve having your office mate sicced on them?
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 10:17:37 am PDT #6808 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Damn, Hil. Don't let her lie on her back and try to get some calories into her.
She's saying she's going to puke from the water, so I don't think food would be a great idea yet. She's sitting on the floor now, with her head resting on the seat of a chair, and keeps saying, "Stop moving the chair!" Nobody is touching the chair.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2009 10:20:45 am PDT #6809 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Assuming she doesn't die, you should video her and post it on YouTube.
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2009 10:21:02 am PDT #6810 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Has she never been drunk before?
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2009 10:21:49 am PDT #6811 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, that's possible. The first time I was really drunk, I was pretty confused....
Sparky1 - Apr 15, 2009 11:06:00 am PDT #6812 of 30000
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Barb, I hope the rest of your healing happens quickly and painlessly.
Job ~ma for PMM's DH, and Epic.
It's cold and rainy outside. Where's the teleporter to get me home warm and dry, because the metro & bus aren't going to do so...
Laga - Apr 15, 2009 11:06:29 am PDT #6813 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Depending on the size of the shots and whether you were accurately reporting her weight it could be hospital time for her. How long ago did she stop drinking?
Laga - Apr 15, 2009 11:09:44 am PDT #6814 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If she really had six shots and she really weighs 100 pounds you really need to get her to the emergency room. Here's a chart.