Assuming she doesn't die, you should video her and post it on YouTube.
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tommyrot - Apr 15, 2009 10:20:45 am PDT #6809 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2009 10:21:02 am PDT #6810 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Has she never been drunk before?
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2009 10:21:49 am PDT #6811 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, that's possible. The first time I was really drunk, I was pretty confused....
Sparky1 - Apr 15, 2009 11:06:00 am PDT #6812 of 30000
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Barb, I hope the rest of your healing happens quickly and painlessly.
Job ~ma for PMM's DH, and Epic.
It's cold and rainy outside. Where's the teleporter to get me home warm and dry, because the metro & bus aren't going to do so...
Laga - Apr 15, 2009 11:06:29 am PDT #6813 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Depending on the size of the shots and whether you were accurately reporting her weight it could be hospital time for her. How long ago did she stop drinking?
Laga - Apr 15, 2009 11:09:44 am PDT #6814 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If she really had six shots and she really weighs 100 pounds you really need to get her to the emergency room. Here's a chart.
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2009 11:14:39 am PDT #6815 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
We were considering ER, but then she threw up and felt better. She's doing better now.
And yes, she really did have five or six shots and she really does weight no more than 105 pounds. She made a bet that she could drink as much as this other guy, proportional to weight, which meant she had two for every three he had.
beth b - Apr 15, 2009 11:17:51 am PDT #6816 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Sending out the job ma~~~~ to al lin need.
I am at the library surfing on their internet because I have a power outage of unknown origin. There were 3 things I was going to do today -- wash clothes , shred and catch up on some TIVO
Well I can do some tv on line....
Laga - Apr 15, 2009 11:17:52 am PDT #6817 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Throwing up is good but people tend to underestimate the number of drinks they had.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2009 11:21:12 am PDT #6818 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
She made a bet that she could drink as much as this other guy, proportional to weight, which meant she had two for every three he had.
Did she fight Nazis and run off with Indiana Jones afterwards?