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That's my girl... That's my good girl.
Kaylee ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 02, 2009 1:47:57 pm PDT #5422 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 1:50:00 pm PDT #5423 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Watch out - Teppy is gonna give billytea a Happy Swamping.
Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 1:52:00 pm PDT #5424 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
You have got to start making shit up to feed this dude. Isn't tonight Erev Yom ha-Topramen? Are we not in the month of Nissin?
snerk.
He's doing some research work with a professor who's Orthodox. Whenever I don't have an answer to one of his questions, he says, "That's OK, I'll ask (professor)."
amych - Apr 02, 2009 1:55:38 pm PDT #5425 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I can't even begin to unpack the many many layers of authority weirdness in that one. Or rather, I can, but it's really depressing.
Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 2:09:00 pm PDT #5426 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm ... not quite sure how I feel about this. [link]
When about 100 Jews gather in Brooklyn on April 5 for a pre-Passover Seder, they will pay homage to their enslaved ancestors not with the traditional sinus-clearing horseradish, but by spanking each other with wands of chocolate licorice.
They will recount the story of Passover with a liberal dose of double entendre; they will break from the Haggadah reading to play a grown-up version of show-and-tell, in which guests showcase their “most-treasured kinky item” — be it a restraint, a whip or a pair of spiked heels; and they will sing a sex-positive version of “Dayenu,” with lyrics like, “If she only dressed in leather/Bright and shiny patent leather/If she only dressed in leather/Dayenu.”
Barb - Apr 02, 2009 2:21:22 pm PDT #5427 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Really, I can just double.park. Express Bitchslap at your service.
I say you should take up this offer.
Steph L. - Apr 02, 2009 2:46:46 pm PDT #5428 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Vote early, vote often. Vote Steph's hair.
Takes hostages. Many, many hostages. Some are never heard from again.
(Aims, it gets too big and tangly and unruly to be considered anything other than domineering.)
Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2009 2:48:39 pm PDT #5429 of 30000
brillig
I know my hair is too long when I lay on it in bed and can't get up.
amych - Apr 02, 2009 2:50:15 pm PDT #5430 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, crap, 2009. {{{all y'all whose loved ones are falling apart}}}
Glamcookie - Apr 02, 2009 3:30:24 pm PDT #5431 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Sending peaceful thoughts your dad's way, David. I'm sorry.