Really, I can just double.park. Express Bitchslap at your service.
I say you should take up this offer.
Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.
'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Apr 02, 2009 2:21:22 pm PDT #5427 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Steph L. - Apr 02, 2009 2:46:46 pm PDT #5428 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Vote early, vote often. Vote Steph's hair.
Takes hostages. Many, many hostages. Some are never heard from again.
(Aims, it gets too big and tangly and unruly to be considered anything other than domineering.)
Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2009 2:48:39 pm PDT #5429 of 30000
brillig
I know my hair is too long when I lay on it in bed and can't get up.
amych - Apr 02, 2009 2:50:15 pm PDT #5430 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, crap, 2009. {{{all y'all whose loved ones are falling apart}}}
Glamcookie - Apr 02, 2009 3:30:24 pm PDT #5431 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Sending peaceful thoughts your dad's way, David. I'm sorry.
omnis_audis - Apr 02, 2009 4:13:02 pm PDT #5432 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Am I the only one who snerked at the Royal desciption of the Queen/First Lady hug as "mutual reach around"???
t /12yo
Aims - Apr 02, 2009 4:48:09 pm PDT #5433 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
A little levity that I hope is not out of place.
Tonight, I was combing Emeline's hair after her shower. She was facing me and looking down. Pretty much down my shirt that is pretty low cut. She says, "Mommy, I like your boobs!" and poked each one saying, "Boing! Boing!"
sj - Apr 02, 2009 4:55:04 pm PDT #5434 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Aims, were you able to get your test results tonight?
billytea - Apr 02, 2009 4:56:31 pm PDT #5435 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Tonight, I was combing Emeline's hair after her shower. She was facing me and looking down. Pretty much down my shirt that is pretty low cut. She says, "Mommy, I like your boobs!" and poked each one saying, "Boing! Boing!"
So clearly she takes after her father.
Aims - Apr 02, 2009 4:57:03 pm PDT #5436 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I was not. I made an appointment for tomorrow afternoon. I figured, if I'm sick today, I won't be any worse tomorrow. And I got to finish one class (got an A) and learn about Jason and the Golden Fleece and roast a chicken, and hang out with the fam.