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These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I -- how about that?

Kaylee ,'Shindig'

Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

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Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 2:09:00 pm PDT #5426 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm ... not quite sure how I feel about this. [link]

When about 100 Jews gather in Brooklyn on April 5 for a pre-Passover Seder, they will pay homage to their enslaved ancestors not with the traditional sinus-clearing horseradish, but by spanking each other with wands of chocolate licorice.

They will recount the story of Passover with a liberal dose of double entendre; they will break from the Haggadah reading to play a grown-up version of show-and-tell, in which guests showcase their “most-treasured kinky item” — be it a restraint, a whip or a pair of spiked heels; and they will sing a sex-positive version of “Dayenu,” with lyrics like, “If she only dressed in leather/Bright and shiny patent leather/If she only dressed in leather/Dayenu.”

Barb - Apr 02, 2009 2:21:22 pm PDT #5427 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

Really, I can just double.park. Express Bitchslap at your service.

I say you should take up this offer.

Steph L. - Apr 02, 2009 2:46:46 pm PDT #5428 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Vote early, vote often. Vote Steph's hair.

Takes hostages. Many, many hostages. Some are never heard from again.

(Aims, it gets too big and tangly and unruly to be considered anything other than domineering.)

Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2009 2:48:39 pm PDT #5429 of 30000

brillig

I know my hair is too long when I lay on it in bed and can't get up.

amych - Apr 02, 2009 2:50:15 pm PDT #5430 of 30000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, crap, 2009. {{{all y'all whose loved ones are falling apart}}}

Glamcookie - Apr 02, 2009 3:30:24 pm PDT #5431 of 30000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Sending peaceful thoughts your dad's way, David. I'm sorry.

omnis_audis - Apr 02, 2009 4:13:02 pm PDT #5432 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Am I the only one who snerked at the Royal desciption of the Queen/First Lady hug as "mutual reach around"???

t /12yo

Aims - Apr 02, 2009 4:48:09 pm PDT #5433 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

A little levity that I hope is not out of place.

Tonight, I was combing Emeline's hair after her shower. She was facing me and looking down. Pretty much down my shirt that is pretty low cut. She says, "Mommy, I like your boobs!" and poked each one saying, "Boing! Boing!"

sj - Apr 02, 2009 4:55:04 pm PDT #5434 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aims, were you able to get your test results tonight?

billytea - Apr 02, 2009 4:56:31 pm PDT #5435 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Tonight, I was combing Emeline's hair after her shower. She was facing me and looking down. Pretty much down my shirt that is pretty low cut. She says, "Mommy, I like your boobs!" and poked each one saying, "Boing! Boing!"

So clearly she takes after her father.

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