Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2009 12:02:19 pm PDT #5412 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Much ~ma to Aims, PC, Theo and all who need it.

I did okay with managing the blood draw this morning. But they did it in the middle of things so the doctor came back in before I'd gotten myself back together and he was a little freaked out. It could have been much worse.

In the end, they charged me less than half of what they quoted me last week for the physical. God bless them all.

Results on Monday.

In childhood hair news, my father demanded that I keep my hair long and straight. As a wee thing, I wore pigtails tied up with these odd, rubber arrow-like contraptions. He'd pull the ponytails so tight, it was sometimes hard to shut my eyes. I wish I was kidding about that.

Straight as a stick. I could sleep in curlers, take them out in the morning and then then watch the curl fall out of my hair. In the 70's, the era of beer can rollers, it was a travesty.


omnis_audis - Apr 02, 2009 12:11:40 pm PDT #5413 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ugg. I was hoping to leave the office to drive out to the one Best Buy that had the small screen I am thinking of using, but now the Music Director is waffling on the idea. And on a dinner break to discuss it. And now I have to wait for her to come back. So I can drive to the suburbs in rush hour. Ugg.

t /first world problems


beth b - Apr 02, 2009 12:36:44 pm PDT #5414 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sending out the ma~~. May everyone have really boreing news as a final news.

Looks like my hair is 3a on the curly scale.

My hairdresser and I have talked some about letting my gray grow in. She has some process she'd use so that it wouldn't look like progressively bigger grey roots. I'm kind of intrigued about what I'd look like, the grey is pretty extensive now I think. But I'm not ready to take the plunge.

try it. Seriously -- you might be surprised. I sorta accidentally,lazily stopped coloring my hair. I've had more compliments in the last 6 months from people -- that claimed they couldn't help themselves, but they had to say something. now my hair is pretty dramatic - -black and white -- but it is worth trying - esp if some one will ease you into it.


Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 1:20:59 pm PDT #5415 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sending out lots of ~ma to everyone who needs some.

At lunchtime today, I didn't feel like going out to buy something, so I checked my stash of food, which is down to some ramen noodles. I pondered aloud, "Which do I want, artificial chicken flavor or artificial beef flavor?" Officemate asked if there was a Jewish holiday around now that had anything to say about the choice.


-t - Apr 02, 2009 1:29:02 pm PDT #5416 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow.


amych - Apr 02, 2009 1:33:29 pm PDT #5417 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Officemate asked if there was a Jewish holiday around now that had anything to say about the choice.

You have got to start making shit up to feed this dude. Isn't tonight Erev Yom ha-Topramen? Are we not in the month of Nissin?


Vortex - Apr 02, 2009 1:33:37 pm PDT #5418 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Really, I can just double.park. Express Bitchslap at your service.


-t - Apr 02, 2009 1:42:32 pm PDT #5419 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, there has GOT to be an appropriate holiday for a visit from Express Bitchslap around now.


billytea - Apr 02, 2009 1:46:10 pm PDT #5420 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Let us not EVEN speak of what happens to my hair during sex. Not. Even. Funny.

Now I'm curious. Maybe this should be multiple choice: During sex, Steph's hair

a. takes hostages.
b. hangs on for dear life.
c. pops out for a smoke.
d. goes all sub and starts referring to itself in the third person.

Vote early, vote often. Vote Steph's hair.


Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2009 1:46:41 pm PDT #5421 of 30000
brillig

I like the way the grey is coming in with my hair. I've got blondish/faded red coming in at the temples, and it makes nifty highlights next to my face. Some of it is grey, some of it is actually white. Hubby, though, he of the Decided Opinions on Hair, is disturbed by it.