Officemate asked if there was a Jewish holiday around now that had anything to say about the choice.
You have got to start making shit up to feed this dude. Isn't tonight Erev Yom ha-Topramen? Are we not in the month of Nissin?
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Apr 02, 2009 1:33:29 pm PDT #5417 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Vortex - Apr 02, 2009 1:33:37 pm PDT #5418 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Really, I can just double.park. Express Bitchslap at your service.
-t - Apr 02, 2009 1:42:32 pm PDT #5419 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, there has GOT to be an appropriate holiday for a visit from Express Bitchslap around now.
billytea - Apr 02, 2009 1:46:10 pm PDT #5420 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Let us not EVEN speak of what happens to my hair during sex. Not. Even. Funny.
Now I'm curious. Maybe this should be multiple choice: During sex, Steph's hair
a. takes hostages.
b. hangs on for dear life.
c. pops out for a smoke.
d. goes all sub and starts referring to itself in the third person.
Vote early, vote often. Vote Steph's hair.
Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2009 1:46:41 pm PDT #5421 of 30000
brillig
I like the way the grey is coming in with my hair. I've got blondish/faded red coming in at the temples, and it makes nifty highlights next to my face. Some of it is grey, some of it is actually white. Hubby, though, he of the Decided Opinions on Hair, is disturbed by it.
Aims - Apr 02, 2009 1:47:57 pm PDT #5422 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
d.
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 1:50:00 pm PDT #5423 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Watch out - Teppy is gonna give billytea a Happy Swamping.
Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 1:52:00 pm PDT #5424 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
You have got to start making shit up to feed this dude. Isn't tonight Erev Yom ha-Topramen? Are we not in the month of Nissin?
snerk.
He's doing some research work with a professor who's Orthodox. Whenever I don't have an answer to one of his questions, he says, "That's OK, I'll ask (professor)."
amych - Apr 02, 2009 1:55:38 pm PDT #5425 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I can't even begin to unpack the many many layers of authority weirdness in that one. Or rather, I can, but it's really depressing.
Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 2:09:00 pm PDT #5426 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm ... not quite sure how I feel about this. [link]
When about 100 Jews gather in Brooklyn on April 5 for a pre-Passover Seder, they will pay homage to their enslaved ancestors not with the traditional sinus-clearing horseradish, but by spanking each other with wands of chocolate licorice.
They will recount the story of Passover with a liberal dose of double entendre; they will break from the Haggadah reading to play a grown-up version of show-and-tell, in which guests showcase their “most-treasured kinky item” — be it a restraint, a whip or a pair of spiked heels; and they will sing a sex-positive version of “Dayenu,” with lyrics like, “If she only dressed in leather/Bright and shiny patent leather/If she only dressed in leather/Dayenu.”