But isn't now the time to go "Mwah-ha-ha-ha! The world shall learn of my greatness"?
Not until I've applied for and received scholarships and grants. Once the money is in the bank, so to speak, I can cackle maniacally and say things like "The FOOLS! They'll never know the depth of their idiocy as my betrayal renders them mute zombie slaves!" or somesuch.
I should probably also leave that out of any application letters, huh?
"Dear Smarty-pants Foundation,
I would like scads of money to continue my education. In return you will fleetingly know that you funded your own doom at the hands of an evil genius who has enslaved all mankind and holds the very world in his unbreakable iron grip. I will use the money for textbooks and pencil boxes."
Shir, you evil. This is too much fun.
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And build me us a time machine!
The invention of the time machine. Now there's a never ending patent fight in the making.
Cower before the might of my cyborg ninja zombie army, fools!
Becomes
If the cyborg ninja is able to shrink before the zombie army, I can fool you!
I'd never considered shrinking them before...so much easier to transport. Why, I can bring an undead army of death across the nation in carry-on!
EVIL pencil boxes.
...That will hold pencils of evil. That will be used to make evil grocery lists, and take evil multiple-choice tests.
It's what you use to take inventory at the evil petting zoo.
And build me us a time machine!
I'm waiting to suddenly remember how as a child the strange man appeared to me and told me to invest in Microsoft and google. And then suddenly I'll remember that I'm rich.
HA HA HA!
"The FOOLS! They'll never know the depth of their idiocy as my betrayal renders them mute zombie slaves!"
finds equilibrium in
Fool! I MYUTOZONBI, rendering the depth of the stupidity of others as slaves, cheated on him!
MM, I've parsed your secret identity.
