Clock what with the who now?
Hee. Scola linked to it earlier. [link]
It just screams "evil mastermind lair" to me.
Police procedure has changed since I was little.
Wash ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2009 12:11:52 pm PDT #19164 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 12:12:11 pm PDT #19165 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
OK, I guess telepoter is OK too. sigh
And now, in favor of you who don't do Natter: Enjoy the rest of your productive Monday!
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:13:47 pm PDT #19166 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
But isn't now the time to go "Mwah-ha-ha-ha! The world shall learn of my greatness"?
No.
HEKUTARUAHAHA Mwah! I know the greatness of the world!
Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 12:14:12 pm PDT #19167 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
But isn't now the time to go "Mwah-ha-ha-ha! The world shall learn of my greatness"?
Not until I've applied for and received scholarships and grants. Once the money is in the bank, so to speak, I can cackle maniacally and say things like "The FOOLS! They'll never know the depth of their idiocy as my betrayal renders them mute zombie slaves!" or somesuch.
I should probably also leave that out of any application letters, huh?
"Dear Smarty-pants Foundation,
I would like scads of money to continue my education. In return you will fleetingly know that you funded your own doom at the hands of an evil genius who has enslaved all mankind and holds the very world in his unbreakable iron grip. I will use the money for textbooks and pencil boxes."
Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2009 12:17:05 pm PDT #19168 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
EVIL pencil boxes.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:17:55 pm PDT #19169 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #19170 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
And build me us a time machine!
The invention of the time machine. Now there's a never ending patent fight in the making.
Miracleman - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #19171 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Cower before the might of my cyborg ninja zombie army, fools!
Becomes
If the cyborg ninja is able to shrink before the zombie army, I can fool you!
I'd never considered shrinking them before...so much easier to transport. Why, I can bring an undead army of death across the nation in carry-on!
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 12:18:27 pm PDT #19172 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
EVIL pencil boxes.
...That will hold pencils of evil. That will be used to make evil grocery lists, and take evil multiple-choice tests.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:19:56 pm PDT #19173 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It's what you use to take inventory at the evil petting zoo.