The internet is spookily quiet. And just when I'm stuck in bed and need entertaining, too. Bad internet.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 08, 2009 5:53:39 am PDT #19008 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2009 5:55:46 am PDT #19009 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm at a restaurant eating eggs benedict.
Nummy!
billytea - Aug 08, 2009 5:58:05 am PDT #19010 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm at a restaurant eating eggs benedict.
I am a fan of eggs benedict. I wonder if I can parlay them into a breakfast plan of some description.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2009 6:05:39 am PDT #19011 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They forgot my fruit cup!
(stay tuned, to see how this drama plays out....)
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2009 6:21:33 am PDT #19012 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yay! Fruit cup is here, as well as whole-wheat toast.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 08, 2009 6:23:33 am PDT #19013 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Eggs benedict and fruit cup. I am envious.
Barb - Aug 08, 2009 6:25:49 am PDT #19014 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I'm hungry.
Shir - Aug 08, 2009 6:30:04 am PDT #19015 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
What Barb said.
I think it's almost time for dinner. Just one more article to read until I'll get to it.
StuntHusband - Aug 08, 2009 6:31:33 am PDT #19016 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Semi-gronklies. Atlanta-host has been plagued by nightmares of being pursued through the streets of Atlanta by a very high-tech assassin who kills HUNDREDS of people while trying to kill him (my host). 4 nights of this. He didn't tell me until today. I just had nice dreams of pleasant times at the waterpark and last night out at a birthday party.
Am now watching History channel while slowly prepping for a day of boardgames. I will be certain to regale the collective with stories of our BSG game here. It will cause merriment and much interest in the boardgame. Your evil will be spread further.
Barb - Aug 08, 2009 6:46:41 am PDT #19017 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I need fortitude. My pain in the ass SiL is coming over-- the family is visiting from Pensacola, so it's not like I can avoid her. Kind of a polar opposite to me in so may ways with the added fun of being a whackjob of the Not Fun variety.
I have to make nice because it pleases my MiL, whom I love, although she has such rose-colored hopes that everyone get along. She doesn't grok that it's okay to not get along with everyone.