Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2009 6:05:39 am PDT #19011 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They forgot my fruit cup!

(stay tuned, to see how this drama plays out....)


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2009 6:21:33 am PDT #19012 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay! Fruit cup is here, as well as whole-wheat toast.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 08, 2009 6:23:33 am PDT #19013 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Eggs benedict and fruit cup. I am envious.


Barb - Aug 08, 2009 6:25:49 am PDT #19014 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm hungry.


Shir - Aug 08, 2009 6:30:04 am PDT #19015 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

What Barb said.

I think it's almost time for dinner. Just one more article to read until I'll get to it.


StuntHusband - Aug 08, 2009 6:31:33 am PDT #19016 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Semi-gronklies. Atlanta-host has been plagued by nightmares of being pursued through the streets of Atlanta by a very high-tech assassin who kills HUNDREDS of people while trying to kill him (my host). 4 nights of this. He didn't tell me until today. I just had nice dreams of pleasant times at the waterpark and last night out at a birthday party.

Am now watching History channel while slowly prepping for a day of boardgames. I will be certain to regale the collective with stories of our BSG game here. It will cause merriment and much interest in the boardgame. Your evil will be spread further.


Barb - Aug 08, 2009 6:46:41 am PDT #19017 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I need fortitude. My pain in the ass SiL is coming over-- the family is visiting from Pensacola, so it's not like I can avoid her. Kind of a polar opposite to me in so may ways with the added fun of being a whackjob of the Not Fun variety.

I have to make nice because it pleases my MiL, whom I love, although she has such rose-colored hopes that everyone get along. She doesn't grok that it's okay to not get along with everyone.


omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2009 7:27:23 am PDT #19018 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I just had nice dreams of pleasant times at the waterpark
Clearly my brain is still in bed (i.e. gutter), as when I read that, I thought SH was talking watersports. No clue why.

I awoke from a dream of snogging Kate Hudson. And no matter how hard I tried to go back to sleep, she did not reappear. Stupid bladder. Bah.

Now I am waiting for the glass technician to come and replace my windshield. Wheee. State inspection is due, so I figured get it replaced now, before I fail inspection, or have to stick a sticker to a busted window. Hopefully this will not make me late for game night with strangers from the glowey-glass.


DavidS - Aug 08, 2009 8:12:17 am PDT #19019 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ's mom is coming to visit this weekend, a subject which has been much discussed with Matilda.

So we woke up this morning and were cuddling in bed, and I said...

Me: Hey, guess who's coming to visit today?
Matilda: Lily?!
Me: No, Nana is coming!
Matilda: And then Lily?


hippocampus - Aug 08, 2009 8:24:54 am PDT #19020 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Matilda has priorities.

we were headed to the zoo with I, who goes often with her grandma. A clue as to what they do there is in this conversation:

"And when we get to the zoo we can do lots of stuff!"

"yes?"

"Yes! We can get ice cream! and pretzels! and cookies!"

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also please tell me to step away from this:

[link]

because then i'd have to buy this for mal:

[link]

and if i was spending that much money

i'd get this

[link]

and this

[link]

eta: this is fantasy shopping - my wallet knows this. please to tell me.