Or else you'll get a splash of water in your face.
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Shir - Aug 04, 2009 5:41:07 am PDT #18543 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
tommyrot - Aug 04, 2009 5:43:41 am PDT #18544 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, did Matilda dream about the brown button?
For some reason this reminds me of the episode of Gilligan's Island, where the Skipper dreams about how to convert a radio receiver into a transmitter....
WindSparrow - Aug 04, 2009 5:54:11 am PDT #18545 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, Matilda is killing me. I am slain. Ded, I tell you.
Hurrah, Sean.
Hi, Emily. I don't really know what Pennsic is, but I'm glad you had so much fun you wish you could still be there.
sj - Aug 04, 2009 5:58:19 am PDT #18546 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Matilda woke up this morning and babbled enthusiastically about: "...and then Lily's mom would bring the milk. And Lily call's me Matildy and I'm going to see her tomorrow. But she's so far away. But we have a box and you push the brown button and then she's here."
Ha! Love it. The Matilda and Lily show continues to entertain, although it is the best in person.
Calli - Aug 04, 2009 6:07:30 am PDT #18547 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
She's sensible and mature, so the fact that I was dating her parents' friends when she was in high school ceased to matter.
I hope to reach this state of equanimity.
But we have a box and you push the brown button and then she's here.
I think Matilda is gaining on MM in the field of transporter development. I wonder if there'll be a Tesla-Edison style smackdown?
Trudy Booth - Aug 04, 2009 6:07:59 am PDT #18548 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
For one thing it's Fuck Marry Kill, for another it's... well, here's an example: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly.
If I fucked or married any of them the person I'd be killing is myself.
sj, I'm in southwest Virginia. Which is lovely and scenic, and the people are wonderful and the pace is slow and there's NOTHING TO DO. Ahem. This is of course not true at all.
Heh. I spent two years in Salem. Hot light Krispy Kremes on Mill Mountain at midnight was pretty much the high life.
sj - Aug 04, 2009 6:11:52 am PDT #18549 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
sj, I'm in southwest Virginia. Which is lovely and scenic, and the people are wonderful and the pace is slow and there's NOTHING TO DO. Ahem. This is of course not true at all.
You need to visit!
DebetEsse - Aug 04, 2009 6:12:32 am PDT #18550 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
If I fucked or married any of them the person I'd be killing is myself.
No, no. You have to decide which you think is most likely to be into things that his base would find unseemly, hide a camcorder, then close your eyes and think of America. If you have to fuck, then fuck him over.
Trudy Booth - Aug 04, 2009 6:13:42 am PDT #18551 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
No, no. You have to decide which you think is most likely to be into things that his base would find unseemly, hide a camcorder, then close your eyes and think of America. If you have to fuck, then fuck him over.
Fine. But then I kill myself and frame them for my death.
Gudanov - Aug 04, 2009 6:15:27 am PDT #18552 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
My wife is very disturbed that her parents are reading Glen Beck books. I didn't even mention the Ann Coulter book I saw there.