Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Aug 04, 2009 6:11:52 am PDT #18549 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, I'm in southwest Virginia. Which is lovely and scenic, and the people are wonderful and the pace is slow and there's NOTHING TO DO. Ahem. This is of course not true at all.

You need to visit!


DebetEsse - Aug 04, 2009 6:12:32 am PDT #18550 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

If I fucked or married any of them the person I'd be killing is myself.

No, no. You have to decide which you think is most likely to be into things that his base would find unseemly, hide a camcorder, then close your eyes and think of America. If you have to fuck, then fuck him over.


Trudy Booth - Aug 04, 2009 6:13:42 am PDT #18551 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

No, no. You have to decide which you think is most likely to be into things that his base would find unseemly, hide a camcorder, then close your eyes and think of America. If you have to fuck, then fuck him over.

Fine. But then I kill myself and frame them for my death.


Gudanov - Aug 04, 2009 6:15:27 am PDT #18552 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

My wife is very disturbed that her parents are reading Glen Beck books. I didn't even mention the Ann Coulter book I saw there.


Calli - Aug 04, 2009 6:24:19 am PDT #18553 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If you have to fuck, then fuck him over.

NATLBSB

Fine. But then I kill myself and frame them for my death.

We'll enshrine you as a martyr to the cause.


erikaj - Aug 04, 2009 6:32:26 am PDT #18554 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Dude, I'd do it...what better way to get eulogized on "Countdown?" Which is probably my highest aspiration at the moment.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 04, 2009 6:35:42 am PDT #18555 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Seska, I love audiobooks for making long rides less aggravating.

Yes. I got David Sedaris, 'When You are Engulfed in Flames'. I think The Girl had read to me from it before, as some of the anecdotes sound familiar. Amusing and engrossing, without it being a problem if you miss a sentence or two - perfect for 3+ hours on a really dull road.

Emily - Explain Pennsic? It sounds massive fun (especially with the 'not actually having to camp' bit). I go to Greenbelt every summer ( [link] - current front page picture makes it look way more folk-music-y than it actually is), and I'm never sure what to do about camping. Sometimes I brave it, sometimes not. This year I'm in a nearby Holiday Inn. It's not hardcore, but neither am I.


omnis_audis - Aug 04, 2009 7:19:44 am PDT #18556 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm getting a new dishwasher! Woot! My old one was leaking the last time I ran it. I wrote a note to the apartment management on Sunday. They looked at it yesterday and said it needs replacing. I open my front door, and BAM there it is, new, in the box, ready to be installed. When I get home, I'll have a BRAND NEW dishwasher. I hope it's an energy star model. And one I can say, no I don't want to waste energy with the heat dry, just let them drip dry, tyvm.


Steph L. - Aug 04, 2009 7:23:06 am PDT #18557 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Seska, I love audiobooks for making long rides less aggravating.

Yes. I got David Sedaris, 'When You are Engulfed in Flames'.

I've gotten other David Sedaris audiobooks for long drives, which kept me very entertained, sometimes to the point of danger, because I was laughing so hard that I almost went off the road. When I went to Cleveland in May, I got "When You Are Engulfed in Flames," and I didn't like it nearly as much as his other books.

I heard another version of FCM, only twisted and awful. For one thing it's Fuck Marry Kill, for another it's... well, here's an example: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly.

So, it's DINAO.


erikaj - Aug 04, 2009 7:31:28 am PDT #18558 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod.