Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 18, 2009 11:29:05 am PDT #17095 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well, it'd be nice if the manual wasn't in Swedish with confusing pictures.
Wait, there were pictures? That would help with the understanding how they work. I'm curious how Diablo Sound uses them. Maybe as an extra hand, to carry cables. "Pick up that rack and bring it down to the maze, here, I'll throw the cables on your asshook. OK, there ya go."

ION, project manager from the sound installation company that installed the sound system at the theater in CA sent me a note in Facebook, ending with:

In the future, let me know when you are ready for a move! I like to have you on our team when we go after more of these theaters as a design-build entity!
Not quite sure how to respond to that one.


Volans - Jul 18, 2009 11:35:54 am PDT #17096 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Ikea makes asshooks?

Well, Ikea is famous for making furniture you have to put up yourself.


Sean K - Jul 18, 2009 11:45:13 am PDT #17097 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm curious how Diablo Sound uses them. Maybe as an extra hand, to carry cables.

Yeah, just keep telling yourself that's what they're for. Because wishful thinking is always good....


billytea - Jul 18, 2009 12:12:03 pm PDT #17098 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Now to figure out how long to read the internet before I wake her up for food...

You're... planning to food Kristin?

Ikea makes asshooks?

Their product is called "Ärshoek". From their "Seksi" range.


Pix - Jul 18, 2009 12:32:11 pm PDT #17099 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Meara was an excellent hostess and took me to brunch at a chocolate shop (!!) before driving me to the airport. She rocks. She did not, alas, food me.


Pix - Jul 18, 2009 12:37:16 pm PDT #17100 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Also, Happy Birthday, Erin!!


omnis_audis - Jul 18, 2009 12:43:39 pm PDT #17101 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Things to say (or not) during sex


Hil R. - Jul 18, 2009 12:52:50 pm PDT #17102 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm ridiculously amused by this: on a website that sells American foods to people in the UK, they have an entire section of just foods used in Nigella Lawson's cookbooks. [link]


Hil R. - Jul 18, 2009 12:57:11 pm PDT #17103 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That website also seems to have managed to find the absolute worst of American breakfast cereals. All the stuff that I wanted when I was six but my mother wouldn't let me eat because they were pure sugar with no nutritional value whatsoever? They're all there, and now in the new versions with extra chocolate and marshmallows!


WindSparrow - Jul 18, 2009 1:06:29 pm PDT #17104 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hi, erin_o. Happy Birthday!

I'm scared for life at the thought of Ikea's Seksi line.