Now to figure out how long to read the internet before I wake her up for food...
You're... planning to food Kristin?
Ikea makes asshooks?
Their product is called "Ärshoek". From their "Seksi" range.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jul 18, 2009 12:12:03 pm PDT #17098 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Pix - Jul 18, 2009 12:32:11 pm PDT #17099 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Meara was an excellent hostess and took me to brunch at a chocolate shop (!!) before driving me to the airport. She rocks. She did not, alas, food me.
Pix - Jul 18, 2009 12:37:16 pm PDT #17100 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Also, Happy Birthday, Erin!!
omnis_audis - Jul 18, 2009 12:43:39 pm PDT #17101 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hil R. - Jul 18, 2009 12:52:50 pm PDT #17102 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm ridiculously amused by this: on a website that sells American foods to people in the UK, they have an entire section of just foods used in Nigella Lawson's cookbooks. [link]
Hil R. - Jul 18, 2009 12:57:11 pm PDT #17103 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
That website also seems to have managed to find the absolute worst of American breakfast cereals. All the stuff that I wanted when I was six but my mother wouldn't let me eat because they were pure sugar with no nutritional value whatsoever? They're all there, and now in the new versions with extra chocolate and marshmallows!
WindSparrow - Jul 18, 2009 1:06:29 pm PDT #17104 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Hi, erin_o. Happy Birthday!
I'm scared for life at the thought of Ikea's Seksi line.
erin_obscure - Jul 18, 2009 1:40:07 pm PDT #17105 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Thanks! Cats were locked in the bathroom so i got to sleep in. Mmmmmm, sleep! Best possible start to any day. I love my mom, a lot. But totally typical morning phone call from her. (Backstory: she bought me a netbook for my birthday! OMG! Jumping up and down in excitement!) Woke up to voicemail from her to make sure and call her BEFORE opening anything. Kay. Thus ensued 2 hours and 14 minutes on the phone because she found one she likes better and wants to return the one in an amazon box on my dining room table but needed to talk over all the differences btwn the two before should could make the decision.
Me? I'm happy with pretty much anything and have no strong opinion on the matter. Would have been overjoyed with the one i'm about to ship back to amazon (*sniff*) but it was really really imporant to her to make this change. Mostly because she wants me to try it out first, then get one for herself and have me help her set it up.
Oh yes, i adore my mother, but really was expecting more of a 20 minutes phone call with lots of excited sounds as i opened boxes, not checking consumer reports online while she read through new egg reviews.
Now i'm trying to decide the best air conditioned place to go and read for a couple hours before seeing the new Harry Potter movie because birthday is my only excuse for a trip to a first- run cinema ;P
erin_obscure - Jul 18, 2009 1:42:11 pm PDT #17106 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Oh, and fantastic birthday bonus: free cupcakes!!!!! Agreed to purchase a half dozen choc/pomegranates from a local baker, and ended up heading home with a mixed dozen, including red velvet w/ cream cheese frosting, spice cake w/ cream cheese frosting, and choc chip cupcake w/ mocha frosting. Sugar coma en route!!!!
Sean K - Jul 18, 2009 1:42:16 pm PDT #17107 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Happy birthday, erin!