Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Jul 18, 2009 9:53:57 am PDT #17085 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

We have training sessions?


Vortex - Jul 18, 2009 9:59:17 am PDT #17086 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Don't how how he makes himself human looking. Portable holograph generator?

He's a shapeshifter.

Now to figure out how long to read the internet before I wake her up for food...

ooh! take her to Vivace for coffee. Mmmmm.


NoiseDesign - Jul 18, 2009 10:01:31 am PDT #17087 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

We have training sessions?

It would appear we need one for the company asshook.


omnis_audis - Jul 18, 2009 10:59:13 am PDT #17088 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Jobs I wouldn't want: ice road trucker, Ice Road Truckers camera crew.


Volans - Jul 18, 2009 11:04:48 am PDT #17089 of 30000
move out and draw fire

It would appear we need one for the company asshook.

It would appear that the company needs to invest in asshooks plural, or update the benefits package.


omnis_audis - Jul 18, 2009 11:11:56 am PDT #17090 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

dang it. Just as I'm about to jump in the shower, upstairs neighbor starts a load of laundry.


Hil R. - Jul 18, 2009 11:19:28 am PDT #17091 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ew ew EW. Bugs in peach pit.

Always slicing peaches before eating from now on. And I know to look over the skin to make sure there aren't any holes where bugs went in, and I didn't see any.


NoiseDesign - Jul 18, 2009 11:21:11 am PDT #17092 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

It would appear that the company needs to invest in asshooks plural

Hell no, not until they learn how to properly operate the one we've got.


Miracleman - Jul 18, 2009 11:23:17 am PDT #17093 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hell no, not until they learn how to properly operate the one we've got.

Well, it'd be nice if the manual wasn't in Swedish with confusing pictures.

And what the hell is the allen wrench for?


DavidS - Jul 18, 2009 11:26:36 am PDT #17094 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And what the hell is the allen wrench for?

Ikea makes asshooks?