See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jul 17, 2009 6:17:03 am PDT #16972 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I sort of slept through the night. Woke up a few times. No way am I doing anything today other than lying on the couch. Except I just remembered that I need to pick up some prescriptions at CVS, so I guess I ought to get dressed and go do that.


Vortex - Jul 17, 2009 6:21:31 am PDT #16973 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Honey, this:

I screwed up royally.

and this:

As she rode up the escalator, and I walked away, I stole a glance back, and she was turned around riding up backwards, watching me egris.

do not compute. You made a little error, no big. However, you have to have your shit together for the next date so that there can be goodbye kissage (unless there was kissage tonight and you're holding out on us?)


omnis_audis - Jul 17, 2009 6:25:12 am PDT #16974 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I screwed up royally.
psst. Trying to be dramatic, to make for better story telling.

(unless there was kissage tonight and you're holding out on us?)
Now there is a quandary. If I kiss and tell, them I'm the type that "kisses and tells", which is very ungentlemanly and all. But if I *don't* kiss, and notify of that, that's ok? But then if I report when there was no snogging, one could infer when there WAS snogging, which is defacto "kiss & tell". Oh what do I do??

no snogging yet. Nothing to see here.


StuntHusband - Jul 17, 2009 6:26:27 am PDT #16975 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Tickybox's first lesson: "Mae govannen!" (pronounced "my go-VAHN-en") - "Well met!" (hello)

There are non-canonical greetings, too, if you want some of those.

"Mom" is "nana" :) Or "emel" but that's very specifically "mother", and is formal (as most Sindarin tends to be; all Elves are/were terribly Victorian-proper-rigid-humorless-dreary)

And you may call her "hen vuin" (pronounced...well, just like it's written) - "beloved child". :)


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2009 6:29:19 am PDT #16976 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Birthday juliana!!!


Gudanov - Jul 17, 2009 6:34:53 am PDT #16977 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Yeah, I noticed that the Elves don't tend be a bunch of laughs.


Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 6:46:12 am PDT #16978 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, I noticed that the Elves don't tend be a bunch of laughs.

I hear they don't poop though... so the trade-off might be worth it.


DCJensen - Jul 17, 2009 6:48:16 am PDT #16979 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

OTOH? Cause and effect might be inverted there.


Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 6:49:33 am PDT #16980 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2009 6:57:52 am PDT #16981 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.

Nah. There's always fart jokes.