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Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

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omnis_audis - Jul 17, 2009 6:25:12 am PDT #16974 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I screwed up royally.

psst. Trying to be dramatic, to make for better story telling.

(unless there was kissage tonight and you're holding out on us?)

Now there is a quandary. If I kiss and tell, them I'm the type that "kisses and tells", which is very ungentlemanly and all. But if I *don't* kiss, and notify of that, that's ok? But then if I report when there was no snogging, one could infer when there WAS snogging, which is defacto "kiss & tell". Oh what do I do??

no snogging yet. Nothing to see here.

StuntHusband - Jul 17, 2009 6:26:27 am PDT #16975 of 30000

Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Tickybox's first lesson: "Mae govannen!" (pronounced "my go-VAHN-en") - "Well met!" (hello)

There are non-canonical greetings, too, if you want some of those.

"Mom" is "nana" :) Or "emel" but that's very specifically "mother", and is formal (as most Sindarin tends to be; all Elves are/were terribly Victorian-proper-rigid-humorless-dreary)

And you may call her "hen vuin" (pronounced...well, just like it's written) - "beloved child". :)

Steph L. - Jul 17, 2009 6:29:19 am PDT #16976 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Birthday juliana!!!

Gudanov - Jul 17, 2009 6:34:53 am PDT #16977 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

Yeah, I noticed that the Elves don't tend be a bunch of laughs.

Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 6:46:12 am PDT #16978 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, I noticed that the Elves don't tend be a bunch of laughs.

I hear they don't poop though... so the trade-off might be worth it.

DCJensen - Jul 17, 2009 6:48:16 am PDT #16979 of 30000

All is well that ends in pizza.

OTOH? Cause and effect might be inverted there.

Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 6:49:33 am PDT #16980 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.

Steph L. - Jul 17, 2009 6:57:52 am PDT #16981 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.

Nah. There's always fart jokes.

juliana - Jul 17, 2009 7:16:18 am PDT #16982 of 30000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'd wish you alt-country and motorcycles but you've already got that covered.

I can always have MORE, though!! (Are you guys coming on Sunday??)

Funny story - in my design class, we're split into teams, and we're currently competing to get awarded "contracts". The best "contract" is an alt-country/indie rock festival primarily hosted by a saloon-type bar. My team was a bit taken back when I was all "WE WILL WIN THIS ONE, BITCHES. THIS IS MY LIFE HERE."

Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2009 7:18:18 am PDT #16983 of 30000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, juliana! Fernet all around!

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