I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.
Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 6:49:33 am PDT #16980 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L. - Jul 17, 2009 6:57:52 am PDT #16981 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.
Nah. There's always fart jokes.
juliana - Jul 17, 2009 7:16:18 am PDT #16982 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I'd wish you alt-country and motorcycles but you've already got that covered.
I can always have MORE, though!! (Are you guys coming on Sunday??)
Funny story - in my design class, we're split into teams, and we're currently competing to get awarded "contracts". The best "contract" is an alt-country/indie rock festival primarily hosted by a saloon-type bar. My team was a bit taken back when I was all "WE WILL WIN THIS ONE, BITCHES. THIS IS MY LIFE HERE."
Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2009 7:18:18 am PDT #16983 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, juliana! Fernet all around!
Laga - Jul 17, 2009 7:18:21 am PDT #16984 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Birthday Happies Juliana!
Hil R. - Jul 17, 2009 7:19:43 am PDT #16985 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Went to 7-11 to buy burritos and bananas, then to CVS to pick up my prescriptions. Along the way, a construction worker told me to smile.
Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2009 7:21:47 am PDT #16986 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
t rant
My house is completely torn up. DW and I stayed in a hotel for the last 2 nights with DW stopping in at the house in the morning to feed and lock up cats. This morning she calls me panicked as she couldn't find one of the cats. So I got my ass up, packed, checked out of the hotel (where I could have stayed nice and cozy until noon), and took a cab home (was planning to hang out at the hotel until DW got off work to pick me up). As a pregnant lady, it's really not great for me to be hanging at home with all the dust and crap in the air. Anyway, I'm home, can't find the cat, can barely communicate the problem to the construction guys (Spanish speakers), and am starving. This is not the way to de-stress a pregnant lady. I think I'm gonna have to just go eat b'fast and hope kitty is okay. Main problem is they are putting drywall up all over the house and the worry is that the cat is in a wall and will be trapped there. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
t /rant (for now)
brenda m - Jul 17, 2009 7:27:38 am PDT #16987 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Happy Nirthday!
The best "contract" is an alt-country/indie rock festival primarily hosted by a saloon-type bar.
Where do I sign up?
Steph L. - Jul 17, 2009 7:45:02 am PDT #16988 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Lawyer-types: my mom is a notary, and wants to know if she's legally allowed to notarize the living will and power of attorney for my stepdad's father, since she's his daughter-in-law.
Aims - Jul 17, 2009 7:48:42 am PDT #16989 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm a notary in Michigan and we aren't allowed to notarize for family.
t just not any help at all