Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Jul 17, 2009 6:34:53 am PDT #16977 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Yeah, I noticed that the Elves don't tend be a bunch of laughs.


Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 6:46:12 am PDT #16978 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, I noticed that the Elves don't tend be a bunch of laughs.

I hear they don't poop though... so the trade-off might be worth it.


DCJensen - Jul 17, 2009 6:48:16 am PDT #16979 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

OTOH? Cause and effect might be inverted there.


Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2009 6:49:33 am PDT #16980 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2009 6:57:52 am PDT #16981 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I do know an awful lot of guys who if they had no poop jokes would have no jokes at all.

Nah. There's always fart jokes.


juliana - Jul 17, 2009 7:16:18 am PDT #16982 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'd wish you alt-country and motorcycles but you've already got that covered.

I can always have MORE, though!! (Are you guys coming on Sunday??)

Funny story - in my design class, we're split into teams, and we're currently competing to get awarded "contracts". The best "contract" is an alt-country/indie rock festival primarily hosted by a saloon-type bar. My team was a bit taken back when I was all "WE WILL WIN THIS ONE, BITCHES. THIS IS MY LIFE HERE."


Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2009 7:18:18 am PDT #16983 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, juliana! Fernet all around!


Laga - Jul 17, 2009 7:18:21 am PDT #16984 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Birthday Happies Juliana!


Hil R. - Jul 17, 2009 7:19:43 am PDT #16985 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Went to 7-11 to buy burritos and bananas, then to CVS to pick up my prescriptions. Along the way, a construction worker told me to smile.


Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2009 7:21:47 am PDT #16986 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

t rant

My house is completely torn up. DW and I stayed in a hotel for the last 2 nights with DW stopping in at the house in the morning to feed and lock up cats. This morning she calls me panicked as she couldn't find one of the cats. So I got my ass up, packed, checked out of the hotel (where I could have stayed nice and cozy until noon), and took a cab home (was planning to hang out at the hotel until DW got off work to pick me up). As a pregnant lady, it's really not great for me to be hanging at home with all the dust and crap in the air. Anyway, I'm home, can't find the cat, can barely communicate the problem to the construction guys (Spanish speakers), and am starving. This is not the way to de-stress a pregnant lady. I think I'm gonna have to just go eat b'fast and hope kitty is okay. Main problem is they are putting drywall up all over the house and the worry is that the cat is in a wall and will be trapped there. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

t /rant (for now)