Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:06 am PDT #16490 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?

Product.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:47 am PDT #16491 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them?

Do elves have assholes?


Aims - Jul 13, 2009 11:08:51 am PDT #16492 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Then again, Eidelweiss is a vicious earworm.

Best to have it in Christopher Plummer's voice.


Aims - Jul 13, 2009 11:09:30 am PDT #16493 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Do elves have assholes?

t restrains from obvious Elrond joke.

t not very successfully


StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 11:10:43 am PDT #16494 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

restrains from obvious Elrond joke.

I'm so glad someone ELSE posted that before me.


erikaj - Jul 13, 2009 11:11:23 am PDT #16495 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I'm very much aware I'm not the same kind of geek as y'all at this moment. Also wondering how to translate "Get on with it, motherfucker," into any of these languages.(Stringer Bell's last words, if you're scoring at home. Or if you're alone.)


Aims - Jul 13, 2009 11:12:36 am PDT #16496 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And here I was worried that you would give a literarily correct answer as to why he wasn't and then be pissed at my LOTR fun-poking.

I love and adore the movies and have been known to ignore my child for hours while I watch them, but I have not the patience for the books. I've tried, and failed horribly.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 13, 2009 11:17:25 am PDT #16497 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I love and adore the movies and have been known to ignore my child for hours while I watch them, but I have not the patience for the books. I've tried, and failed horribly.

I'm with you here. (And I've read some hefty tomes. Also, I enjoy *Hardy*.) It's all the walking that does me in. I was most amused at the movies' walking montages...


amych - Jul 13, 2009 11:17:29 am PDT #16498 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

... dear god, y'all, comm-ing this is going to take up the rest of the afternoon.

(yay!)


beth b - Jul 13, 2009 11:22:17 am PDT #16499 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I read them all in high school , reread in collee, but my last try I only made it through the first two.

I really like the movies, except for the end. the Shire all fine was wrong. The whole point was the world was changing. And it was just sappy