I'm so bummed I don't get to see that play open. It's done by the time I get back.
That's SUCH a funny show. I'm really glad I got to work on it.
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I'm so bummed I don't get to see that play open. It's done by the time I get back.
That's SUCH a funny show. I'm really glad I got to work on it.
Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
It used to not, but at this point I say it does.
Heh. Between that and the corsetry, I am totaly kinkoriffic for 1959!
For 2009, probably not so much.
ION: Dear Entitled Assgasket Patient Who Called Me All Huffy, Snippy and Mysterious About Your Non-Our-Specialty But Still Medical Urgent Condition That REQUIRES You To Be Seen Immediately, And Now Please Repeat Back To You Exactly What I'm Going To Tell The Doctor When I Interrupt Him At Whatever Trivial Thing He's Currently Doing, Because If Answering The Phone Is Part of My Job Then I'm Clearly A Moron Who Cannot Understand Complicated Words Like "Medical:"
I passed your message on to the doctor, verbatim. His response was, "Him? The hostile guy? Pass it on to one of the nurses in the clinic. Maybe he'll be so pissed off to hear from her instead of me that he'll leave the practice and never come back. In fact, I'd pay him to leave. Why won't he leave?"
To sum up, Assgasket: Everyone knows you're an assgasket. Suck it!
(Sadly, the doctor then caved and added, "Oh, cram him in somewhere in the morning, I don't care," which in my opinion is only rewarding assgasketry, but, whatever. I just have to talk to the guy on the phone. He's the one who's got to see him mostly naked for 40 minutes, which should be ample punishment for caving.)
JZ, are you on the Parnassus campus?
AAAAAAH! Omnis, you blackfonted the worst part of the whitefont! My girly bits are now flinching, cringing and attempting to curl themselves up like a pillbug.
I just have to talk to the guy on the phone. He's the one who's got to see him mostly naked for 40 minutes, which should be ample punishment for caving.)
Clearly this guy needs medicinal application of the asshook.
java, yes. And I just edited out our specialty in the above post--I'm pretty sure it's just bitchy, not actually HIPAA-violating, but wanted to stay on the safe side.
Since "Entitled Assgasket" probably describes, oh, half to 2/3 the entire human race at any given moment.
Heh. Between that and the corsetry, I am totaly kinkoriffic for 1959!
The Boy is still confused by the prevalence of corsets among the Buffistas who are not kinky, because he considers them a Kink 101 garment.
My explanations always fall short.
They provide better boobage support than do regular bras and also help with the posture.
oops. Sorry JZ.
Also - asking Tep a question since she is Kink Representative in these here parts.
Where is the kink line? By which I mean, when is something considered kink? Is it unique to the individual/partners or is there a compartmentalization of "This is kink. That is just erotic."
(And apologies if I offend with simplicity or asinine words.)