Buffistas

Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:52 am PDT #15919 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

People, Buffistas have more imagination than just about anyone other than Willy Wonka, and you can't figure what slings are for?

This dude hasn't gotten any in YEARS! I can't get past just imagining vanilla lovin'. Wait, does going down count as vanilla?

Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 11:20:57 am PDT #15920 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I realize that I started the whole asshook thing, so this is only what I deserve, but now I have an endless loop in my head of Beavis (or was it Butthead?) doing his Cornholio bit.

Laga - Jul 09, 2009 11:22:42 am PDT #15921 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I need teepee for my bunghole!

amych - Jul 09, 2009 11:23:13 am PDT #15922 of 30000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Curse you, wee Teppy.

(yes, it's Beavis. And my workday is shot.)

tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 11:23:23 am PDT #15923 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wait, does going down count as vanilla?

It used to not, but at this point I say it does.

Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2009 11:24:05 am PDT #15924 of 30000

brillig

Wait, does going down count as vanilla?

French vanilla.

sj - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:17 am PDT #15925 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm really wishing my blackberry didn't show white font in gray because then I couldn't have read Hec's post. Someone pass the brain bleach, please.

Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:29 am PDT #15926 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Wait, does going down count as vanilla?

If you're going down on a Mary Sue it likely does. Or possibly strawberry.

omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:49 am PDT #15927 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oh, btw, for Firefox users, if you used the menu google search, and you highlight your search, and SHIFT+backspace, it should delete it from popping up again. So when you start to look for "Vacation Destinations", " Vagina Hooks" doesn't pop up as a previous search.

And no, nothing popped up in google on the first page, so I'm still a little curious.

NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2009 11:30:53 am PDT #15928 of 30000

Our wings are not tired

And now all I can hear is Richard Nixon saying "Ass-sticks. Ass-sticks. ASS. ASS. Sticks."

I'm so bummed I don't get to see that play open. It's done by the time I get back.

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