I'm really wishing my blackberry didn't show white font in gray because then I couldn't have read Hec's post. Someone pass the brain bleach, please.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:17 am PDT #15925 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:29 am PDT #15926 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
If you're going down on a Mary Sue it likely does. Or possibly strawberry.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:25:49 am PDT #15927 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
oh, btw, for Firefox users, if you used the menu google search, and you highlight your search, and SHIFT+backspace, it should delete it from popping up again. So when you start to look for "Vacation Destinations", " Vagina Hooks" doesn't pop up as a previous search.
And no, nothing popped up in google on the first page, so I'm still a little curious.
NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2009 11:30:53 am PDT #15928 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
And now all I can hear is Richard Nixon saying "Ass-sticks. Ass-sticks. ASS. ASS. Sticks."
I'm so bummed I don't get to see that play open. It's done by the time I get back.
Sean K - Jul 09, 2009 11:32:02 am PDT #15929 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm so bummed I don't get to see that play open. It's done by the time I get back.
That's SUCH a funny show. I'm really glad I got to work on it.
JZ - Jul 09, 2009 11:34:17 am PDT #15930 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Wait, does going down count as vanilla?
It used to not, but at this point I say it does.
Heh. Between that and the corsetry, I am totaly kinkoriffic for 1959!
For 2009, probably not so much.
ION: Dear Entitled Assgasket Patient Who Called Me All Huffy, Snippy and Mysterious About Your Non-Our-Specialty But Still Medical Urgent Condition That REQUIRES You To Be Seen Immediately, And Now Please Repeat Back To You Exactly What I'm Going To Tell The Doctor When I Interrupt Him At Whatever Trivial Thing He's Currently Doing, Because If Answering The Phone Is Part of My Job Then I'm Clearly A Moron Who Cannot Understand Complicated Words Like "Medical:"
I passed your message on to the doctor, verbatim. His response was, "Him? The hostile guy? Pass it on to one of the nurses in the clinic. Maybe he'll be so pissed off to hear from her instead of me that he'll leave the practice and never come back. In fact, I'd pay him to leave. Why won't he leave?"
To sum up, Assgasket: Everyone knows you're an assgasket. Suck it!
(Sadly, the doctor then caved and added, "Oh, cram him in somewhere in the morning, I don't care," which in my opinion is only rewarding assgasketry, but, whatever. I just have to talk to the guy on the phone. He's the one who's got to see him mostly naked for 40 minutes, which should be ample punishment for caving.)
javachik - Jul 09, 2009 11:35:22 am PDT #15931 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
JZ, are you on the Parnassus campus?
JZ - Jul 09, 2009 11:36:01 am PDT #15932 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
AAAAAAH! Omnis, you blackfonted the worst part of the whitefont! My girly bits are now flinching, cringing and attempting to curl themselves up like a pillbug.
NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2009 11:36:06 am PDT #15933 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I just have to talk to the guy on the phone. He's the one who's got to see him mostly naked for 40 minutes, which should be ample punishment for caving.)
Clearly this guy needs medicinal application of the asshook.
JZ - Jul 09, 2009 11:37:41 am PDT #15934 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
java, yes. And I just edited out our specialty in the above post--I'm pretty sure it's just bitchy, not actually HIPAA-violating, but wanted to stay on the safe side.
Since "Entitled Assgasket" probably describes, oh, half to 2/3 the entire human race at any given moment.