Thanks, David!
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Because nobody brought the asshooks?
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
I always feel really vanilla.
Yeah, Teppy used to say that too...
I've decided: Asshooks are where you hang asshats. Obviously.
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
Expect that to continue.
I not only have no idea what a sling is for, I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont, and now I have to go bleach my head to erase the last two words from my memory. For, like, ever. Those are two words I NEVER EVER EVER want to see in so much as accidental proximity to each other, let alone together with intent and purpose.
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
And now I never will.
If I had an asshook
I'd asshook in the morning
I'd asshook in the evening
All over this land
I'd asshook out danger
I'd asshook out a warning
I'd asshook out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont
I'm really, really glad he was kind enough to whitefont it.
Not exactly vanilla, but I am a dumb white girl from Glendale and I don't need to know this shit.(to paraphrase Stan Bolander) It was hard enough to explain to my mother that furries were a Thing and the guys at Entourage did not make them up.
Hee. On a completely different note from asshooks...
I was a chemistry major!
Which is totally related to baking cupcakes.