Because nobody brought the asshooks?
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2009 10:08:57 am PDT #15887 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:41 am PDT #15888 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I always feel really vanilla.
Yeah, Teppy used to say that too...
I've decided: Asshooks are where you hang asshats. Obviously.
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:42 am PDT #15889 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
Expect that to continue.
JZ - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:44 am PDT #15890 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I not only have no idea what a sling is for, I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont, and now I have to go bleach my head to erase the last two words from my memory. For, like, ever. Those are two words I NEVER EVER EVER want to see in so much as accidental proximity to each other, let alone together with intent and purpose.
Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 10:12:26 am PDT #15891 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
And now I never will.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 10:12:48 am PDT #15892 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If I had an asshook
I'd asshook in the morning
I'd asshook in the evening
All over this land
I'd asshook out danger
I'd asshook out a warning
I'd asshook out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 10:14:00 am PDT #15893 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont
I'm really, really glad he was kind enough to whitefont it.
erikaj - Jul 09, 2009 10:15:32 am PDT #15894 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Not exactly vanilla, but I am a dumb white girl from Glendale and I don't need to know this shit.(to paraphrase Stan Bolander) It was hard enough to explain to my mother that furries were a Thing and the guys at Entourage did not make them up.
meara - Jul 09, 2009 10:18:21 am PDT #15895 of 30000
Hee. On a completely different note from asshooks...
I was a chemistry major!
Which is totally related to baking cupcakes.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:19:43 am PDT #15896 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meetingSuddenly much happier I moved to Dallas.
Um. Did someone mention cupcakes?? WhereWhereWhere???