I always feel really vanilla.
Yeah, Teppy used to say that too...
I've decided: Asshooks are where you hang asshats. Obviously.
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:41 am PDT #15888 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:42 am PDT #15889 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
Expect that to continue.
JZ - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:44 am PDT #15890 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I not only have no idea what a sling is for, I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont, and now I have to go bleach my head to erase the last two words from my memory. For, like, ever. Those are two words I NEVER EVER EVER want to see in so much as accidental proximity to each other, let alone together with intent and purpose.
Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 10:12:26 am PDT #15891 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.
And now I never will.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 10:12:48 am PDT #15892 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If I had an asshook
I'd asshook in the morning
I'd asshook in the evening
All over this land
I'd asshook out danger
I'd asshook out a warning
I'd asshook out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 10:14:00 am PDT #15893 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont
I'm really, really glad he was kind enough to whitefont it.
erikaj - Jul 09, 2009 10:15:32 am PDT #15894 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Not exactly vanilla, but I am a dumb white girl from Glendale and I don't need to know this shit.(to paraphrase Stan Bolander) It was hard enough to explain to my mother that furries were a Thing and the guys at Entourage did not make them up.
meara - Jul 09, 2009 10:18:21 am PDT #15895 of 30000
Hee. On a completely different note from asshooks...
I was a chemistry major!
Which is totally related to baking cupcakes.
omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:19:43 am PDT #15896 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
You've never been to a Diablo Sound meetingSuddenly much happier I moved to Dallas.
Um. Did someone mention cupcakes?? WhereWhereWhere???
billytea - Jul 09, 2009 10:21:37 am PDT #15897 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I have an Arts degree (pure mathematics, ancient history and law) and a Commerce degree (economics, actuarial studies, accounting, stats and philosophy). And a Fellowship of the Institute of Actuaries of Australia (another two years' study), a CFA charter (another three years' study) and an enrolment in a Master of Finance. And, I suspect, a serious problem.