Our homemade porn will reduce much suffering.

Especially if it comes with large labels that say, "WARNING: DO NOT WATCH."

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

OMG when did my mother become a man, move to LA, and start trying internet dating? Flee, flee, innocent townspeople!

Volunteered in twelve semi-professional musical theater productions as set and lighting designer, technical director, chorus member and producer. Founded the YMCA-sponsored Los Angeles Young Artists Theater Company. Managed a large number of teen and adult volunteers (as many as 150 people at once). Negotiated deal with Musician's Union (Local 47) that enabled productions to have orchestras with both volunteer and paid musicians. Designed spectacular sets and lighting for Meredith Willson's The Music Man, for Richard Adler and Jerry Ross's The Pajama Game, and for Lionel Bart's Oliver!, and supervised construction and painting of all scenery for both (did the most difficult painting myself). Produced Rodgers and Hammerstein's Flower Drum Song at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium.

This one paragraph alarms me more than you can possibly imagine. Aside from being alarmed and amazed that the poor, overworked man has the time to accomplish any of the rest of his "Global" "Vision" while single-handedly producing, designing and creating half the known theater work in all of Los Angeles, I'm even more alarmed that he may travel in circles I know.

OMGSOCREEPY

Yeah, that and the paragraph about My Goddess Does Not Have A Mental Disorder was where he crossed the line from Time Cube into Just An Asshole.

She is RELIABLE about phone calls and dates with me.

Sure. She's reliable about not answering the damned phone and never, ever making dates with the whackaloon.

I'm even more alarmed that he may travel in circles I know.

Oh... as they say, dear.

the paragraph about My Goddess Does Not Have A Mental Disorder

I'm still suffering from the cognitive dissonance between that paragraph, and the whole rest of the page screaming I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER, YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE, TOO!

HE'S NOT CRAZY JUST VERY VERY SPIRITUAL! HE WORSHIPS THE GOD OF INAPPROPRIATE "PUNCTUATION!" THAT'S NOT CRAZY AND IF YOU WERE HIS GODDESS YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!!

This is highly entertaining.

Instead of showing SLNRLBF the link I have, instead, chosen to do an interpretive reading of both a selection of WeirdoGodDude's works and also the Buffistas' reactions.

Volunteered in twelve semi-professional musical theater productions as set and lighting designer, technical director, chorus member and producer.

Some of these theaters changed their names and moved so that he couldn't find them again.

Managed a large number of teen and adult volunteers (as many as 150 people at once).

Wore t-shirt that said "Staff" and pointed to the exit.

Negotiated deal with Musician's Union (Local 47) that enabled productions to have orchestras with both volunteer and paid musicians.

Musician Union agreed to terms as long as I agreed to keep to the terms of the restraining order.

Designed spectacular sets and lighting for Meredith Willson's The Music Man, for Richard Adler and Jerry Ross's The Pajama Game, and for Lionel Bart's Oliver!,

The director, however, laughed hysterically, threw the plans in the trash and told me to go back to the painting crew.

and supervised construction and painting of all scenery

Until the other workers gagged me with painters' tape.

(did the most difficult painting myself).

I did the priming.

Ginger, FTW!