I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jun 07, 2009 2:55:32 pm PDT #12151 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Omnis- did you ask him if he had his funeral money set aside, because sometimes things happen unexpectedly? Much sooner?
beth_b, where were you when I needed you! That might have worked better than not making eye contact. I was politely trying to brush him off. Clearly it didn't work. Don't apologize for your NE ways. Sometimes I'm just too damned polite. And they wonder why folks with disabilities can be irritable. You crazy people push us to it!!! It just floors me how some people find it perfectly acceptable to just come up to a perfect stranger and start asking pointed questions like that. It's none of your business! It's one thing if I was doing some kind of inspirational speech or something. I dunno. Just seems a bit rude.


beth b - Jun 07, 2009 3:18:02 pm PDT #12152 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

A bit rude? Way over the line. Seriously, that was a very personal question. I mean, I am sure it comes up in things like awkward doorway moments ( I can hear it now -- don't worry about me ,I've been practicing tricky maneuvers on these thing since I got my first pair), but in general -- the average joe/jane on the street needs to know nothing.


Barb - Jun 07, 2009 3:19:57 pm PDT #12153 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oy omnis-- I might have hauled off and clocked him one. But then again, I'm not so much with the pacifist 'tude.


sj - Jun 07, 2009 3:23:51 pm PDT #12154 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, omnis. I feel your pain. You should have at least accidentally tripped him with your crutch.


Laga - Jun 07, 2009 3:25:19 pm PDT #12155 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Seriously, omnis- that guy was an ass.


Laga - Jun 07, 2009 3:27:18 pm PDT #12156 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

How about a laugh? Old Jews Telling Jokes


beth b - Jun 07, 2009 3:29:56 pm PDT #12157 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just read the stupidest article ever..

[link]

It is claiming that condiments make you fat. Because you tounge doesn't get board. Do you know why I caned 50 lbs in college? because I was looking for food that had flavor. Turns out that for me the first 'trick' is only eating food that taste really good. I ge that in a particular instantce -- adding a condiment might make you eat more of an item -- but I find over all , if my mouth is happy, I don't go looking for more food, unless I am actually hungry.


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2009 5:20:34 pm PDT #12158 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You guys, I'm laughing my ass off here. My dad just got back from visiting my brother, who apparently got Dad hooked on smoothies. Dad went out and bought a blender, and then called me wanting smoothie recipes.

I said, "I don't know -- I just throw frozen fruit and milk in a blender at a 1:1 ratio and then blend. If it's too thick, I add more milk and re-blend; if it's too liquidy, I add more frozen fruit and re-blend."

Dad: "I don't like milk. Can I use juice?"

Me: "Sure."

Dad: "How much?"

Me: "Uh, same as milk -- a 1:1 ratio."

Dad: "But I don't like milk."

Me: "..."

Me: "Just use a 1:1 ratio of frozen fruit and juice and you'll be fine."

Dad: "But I think I need recipes."

Me: "Any frozen fruit you like. Any juice you like. Just experiment!"

Dad: "Can't you look up recipes on the internet?"

Me: "..."

Me: "Okay. I'll look up some recipes for you and give them to you when I see you."

Dad: "Great! It's just a little confusing."

It reminded me of the long conversation we had here about smoothies, and P-C not wanting to learn how to use a blender while stoned on Vicodin. And now I'm wondering if P-C has since learned how to use a blender. (And if so, if he can send my dad some fucking smoothie recipes.)


amych - Jun 07, 2009 5:26:39 pm PDT #12159 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Or maybe your dad needs some vicodin. To get to the right state of zen for the blender.


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2009 5:27:35 pm PDT #12160 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or maybe your dad needs some vicodin. To get to the right state of zen for the blender.

He actually takes percoset for diabetic neuropathic pain. So I expected him to have the blender zen. Alas, no.