Ugh, omnis. I feel your pain. You should have at least accidentally tripped him with your crutch.
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jun 07, 2009 3:23:51 pm PDT #12154 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Laga - Jun 07, 2009 3:25:19 pm PDT #12155 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Seriously, omnis- that guy was an ass.
Laga - Jun 07, 2009 3:27:18 pm PDT #12156 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
How about a laugh? Old Jews Telling Jokes
beth b - Jun 07, 2009 3:29:56 pm PDT #12157 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I just read the stupidest article ever..
It is claiming that condiments make you fat. Because you tounge doesn't get board. Do you know why I caned 50 lbs in college? because I was looking for food that had flavor. Turns out that for me the first 'trick' is only eating food that taste really good. I ge that in a particular instantce -- adding a condiment might make you eat more of an item -- but I find over all , if my mouth is happy, I don't go looking for more food, unless I am actually hungry.
Steph L. - Jun 07, 2009 5:20:34 pm PDT #12158 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You guys, I'm laughing my ass off here. My dad just got back from visiting my brother, who apparently got Dad hooked on smoothies. Dad went out and bought a blender, and then called me wanting smoothie recipes.
I said, "I don't know -- I just throw frozen fruit and milk in a blender at a 1:1 ratio and then blend. If it's too thick, I add more milk and re-blend; if it's too liquidy, I add more frozen fruit and re-blend."
Dad: "I don't like milk. Can I use juice?"
Me: "Sure."
Dad: "How much?"
Me: "Uh, same as milk -- a 1:1 ratio."
Dad: "But I don't like milk."
Me: "..."
Me: "Just use a 1:1 ratio of frozen fruit and juice and you'll be fine."
Dad: "But I think I need recipes."
Me: "Any frozen fruit you like. Any juice you like. Just experiment!"
Dad: "Can't you look up recipes on the internet?"
Me: "..."
Me: "Okay. I'll look up some recipes for you and give them to you when I see you."
Dad: "Great! It's just a little confusing."
It reminded me of the long conversation we had here about smoothies, and P-C not wanting to learn how to use a blender while stoned on Vicodin. And now I'm wondering if P-C has since learned how to use a blender. (And if so, if he can send my dad some fucking smoothie recipes.)
amych - Jun 07, 2009 5:26:39 pm PDT #12159 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Or maybe your dad needs some vicodin. To get to the right state of zen for the blender.
Steph L. - Jun 07, 2009 5:27:35 pm PDT #12160 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Or maybe your dad needs some vicodin. To get to the right state of zen for the blender.
He actually takes percoset for diabetic neuropathic pain. So I expected him to have the blender zen. Alas, no.
beth b - Jun 07, 2009 5:28:48 pm PDT #12161 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Laga - Jun 07, 2009 5:28:58 pm PDT #12162 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think some people just can't improvise in the kitchen.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2009 5:31:53 pm PDT #12163 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It reminded me of the long conversation we had here about smoothies, and P-C not wanting to learn how to use a blender while stoned on Vicodin. And now I'm wondering if P-C has since learned how to use a blender. (And if so, if he can send my dad some fucking smoothie recipes.)
Haaaa ha ha. It does sound EXACTLY like me. And no, I still have not learned how to use a blender. My mom sent me one that none of us can figure out how to make work.