here is one for your dad
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Jun 07, 2009 5:28:48 pm PDT #12161 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Laga - Jun 07, 2009 5:28:58 pm PDT #12162 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think some people just can't improvise in the kitchen.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2009 5:31:53 pm PDT #12163 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It reminded me of the long conversation we had here about smoothies, and P-C not wanting to learn how to use a blender while stoned on Vicodin. And now I'm wondering if P-C has since learned how to use a blender. (And if so, if he can send my dad some fucking smoothie recipes.)
Haaaa ha ha. It does sound EXACTLY like me. And no, I still have not learned how to use a blender. My mom sent me one that none of us can figure out how to make work.
Hil R. - Jun 07, 2009 5:33:15 pm PDT #12164 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just tried making vegan challah. It almost worked. It's good, but the egg substitute was mashed banana, and there's a really faint banana flavor that's a bit odd. It tastes good, but it doesn't quite taste like I think challah should.
I don't think I've ever made a smoothie. The only blender I have is an immersion blender with blades so blunt that I don't think they'd cut through frozen fruit.
Laga - Jun 07, 2009 5:35:46 pm PDT #12165 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
You can let the fruit defrost most of the way.
-t - Jun 07, 2009 5:44:28 pm PDT #12166 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Banana seems like an odd choice. I would think oil would be a better substitute.
NoiseDesign - Jun 07, 2009 5:44:53 pm PDT #12167 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
My mom sent me one that none of us can figure out how to make work.
Push the buttons, make the blades spin. When done push the button to make the blades stop spinning.
Keep your fleshy bits away from the spinning blades.
Hil R. - Jun 07, 2009 5:47:54 pm PDT #12168 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Banana seems like an odd choice. I would think oil would be a better substitute.
It's a really slight banana flavor -- like, if you didn't know it was there, you might not notice for a few bites. And it's a somewhat sweet challah, so it kind of works. I've never tried oil as an egg substitute -- I'd think it would make it too greasy.
-t - Jun 07, 2009 5:56:06 pm PDT #12169 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I do it all the time in baking. Like a tablespoon per egg. I also use fewer eggs in my challah than most people to start with, so my expectations are probably different.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2009 5:57:54 pm PDT #12170 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Push the buttons, make the blades spin. When done push the button to make the blades stop spinning.
It's one of these things, and it won't assemble properly. The blade part won't fit into the mechanism! Also there are no buttons.