and also: xkcd today
Teppy needs that on her office door. (Or cube wall, in the event of an open plan office.)
Oh my god. I need to marry that. (I have neither my own office or cube walls -- 4 of us are in a big open room, with weirdly configured desks that give us a semblance of personal space, in the sense that the desks' configurations make it hard for someone to just walk over and get all up in our business.)
I'll have to tape it to my monitor next to the (predictable) Dilbert strips.
When I was stage managing, we used to want the zappy collar thing for actors who didn't stand in their light or were otherwise annoying. Now that I do costumes, I feel bad about it, because costumes tends to be in charge of the care and feeding of actors.
Also, Papyrus is not as bad as any of the fonts my boss uses when she is trying to do something "fancy" like an invitation. Like ASSCAP, ALL BOLD Lucida Calligraphy. I actually changed that invitation to Papyrus as a compromise. But why do people make everything on the piece of paper bold? Because it sort of loses its power that way.
BUT SOPHIA, IT'S **ALL!!!11!!** IMPORTANT!!!
EVERYTHING I EVER WRITE IS IMPORTANT!!! SO FROM NOW ON I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS!!!!
WHY ARE YOU ALL YELLING AT ME????!?!?!!
FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT RIO WAS BACK!!!1!!1
OK, THIS IS REALLY GETTING ANNOYING, ISN'T IT?!?!?!!?
It has, perhaps, run its course.
The movers are here, and I have nothing to do at the moment. I'd start a kerfauxfle, but I can't think of anything due to lack of sleep.