Hands Shir a cluestick, so she can fight off the clueless people.
How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - May 29, 2009 4:30:01 am PDT #11341 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Shir - May 29, 2009 4:36:20 am PDT #11342 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I love you all.
WindSparrow - May 29, 2009 4:48:25 am PDT #11343 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Can the Island be somewhere where it warm enough for me to not need the electric blanket, yet cool enough for Daniel to not be uncomfortably hot?
WindSparrow - May 29, 2009 4:50:06 am PDT #11344 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Shir, here is my favorite thing to think at clueless people:
You couldn't get a clue if you were wearing clue musk, doing a clue mating dance, in a field full of horny clues, during clue mating season.
WindSparrow - May 29, 2009 4:51:23 am PDT #11345 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
There is also
Here's a quarter, don't spend it all on one clue.
Jessica - May 29, 2009 4:55:15 am PDT #11346 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I do believe the House of Reason should get these.
Shir - May 29, 2009 5:03:08 am PDT #11347 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I don't mind if people are clueless, as long as they're not around me. Sadly...
One thing that could make it all better, if those people had electrical collars around their necks, and I could zap them with my mind. Not anything that would kill them or really hurt them, just something that would balance the pain they're causing my mind.
Unless they're getting turned on by these kind of things.
That doesn't make me a crazy person, right...?
Jessica - May 29, 2009 5:04:17 am PDT #11348 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
One thing that could make it all better, if those people had electrical collars around their necks, and I could zap them with my mind. Not anything that would kill them or really hurt them, just something that would balance the pain they're causing my mind.
They should film this and show it every year at Christmas.
Hil R. - May 29, 2009 5:08:18 am PDT #11349 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Gronklies.
Went out to dinner with my parents last night. Finally convinced my mom that I actually can find something vegan at just about any restaurant. (It was Italian. I was in the mood for pasta. None of the pasta dishes were vegan as written. I told the waitress, "I'm vegetarian, and I don't eat dairy or eggs, are there any pastas here that I can eat?" and she said, "Honey, we can make you whatever you want, just tell us. Pasta with vegetables sound good? How about tomato sauce?" I said that sounded great, as long as there was no broccoli, then checked to see which pastas were made with egg, found out the spaghetti was made without egg, so ordered it with spaghetti. And it was delicious.)
Shir - May 29, 2009 5:10:37 am PDT #11350 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Sounds great, Hil!