When I was stage managing, we used to want the zappy collar thing for actors who didn't stand in their light or were otherwise annoying. Now that I do costumes, I feel bad about it, because costumes tends to be in charge of the care and feeding of actors.
Also, Papyrus is not as bad as any of the fonts my boss uses when she is trying to do something "fancy" like an invitation. Like ASSCAP, ALL BOLD Lucida Calligraphy. I actually changed that invitation to Papyrus as a compromise. But why do people make everything on the piece of paper bold? Because it sort of loses its power that way.