Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 29, 2009 5:31:05 am PDT #11357 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, THIS IS REALLY GETTING ANNOYING, ISN'T IT?!?!?!!?


Gris - May 29, 2009 5:32:05 am PDT #11358 of 30000
Hey. New board.

It didn't take long.


JenP - May 29, 2009 5:33:08 am PDT #11359 of 30000

It has, perhaps, run its course.

The movers are here, and I have nothing to do at the moment. I'd start a kerfauxfle, but I can't think of anything due to lack of sleep.


Barb - May 29, 2009 5:33:59 am PDT #11360 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

It's Tino's fault.


Steph L. - May 29, 2009 5:53:56 am PDT #11361 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

DAMN YOU TINO!!!1!


JenP - May 29, 2009 6:10:06 am PDT #11362 of 30000

::shaky fist::

Tiiinnnooooooooo!!!!


smonster - May 29, 2009 6:13:19 am PDT #11363 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph, I nearly choked on an almond at that.

(Question - is the Tino being referred to the one from MSCL, or is this a different allusion? Or some random mythical Tino?)


Tom Scola - May 29, 2009 6:15:46 am PDT #11364 of 30000
hwæt

A couple of weeks ago, flea posted in Natter:

I hate you, Tino in the admissions office. I hate your incompetence and complete lack of returning phone calls and emails. I barely know you, Tino, and yet, you have made me hate you.

We then decided that Tino is responsible for everything.


tommyrot - May 29, 2009 6:16:01 am PDT #11365 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tino first reared his ugly head in Natter. He's a real person....

eta: Dammit, Tino made me x-post!


juliana - May 29, 2009 6:16:28 am PDT #11366 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Curse you, Tino, curse you to hell!!

Happy belated birthday to Seanie and Gud!!

{{{GC}}} I'm thinking about you.

When I was stage managing, we used to want the zappy collar thing for actors who didn't stand in their light or were otherwise annoying.

Harrrrrr. I still want to zap actors who can't find their light (with allowances given for rehearsals and tech - it's just - once we've set the lights and ran it a few times? Even if the actor is one of the people who can't tell where the BRIGHT BURNY BLINDY thing is, they should have been told/figured out their mark and been able to triangulate from the set/audience/whatever. IJS).