Sounds great, Hil!
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Shir - May 29, 2009 5:10:37 am PDT #11350 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Steph L. - May 29, 2009 5:11:29 am PDT #11351 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
and also: xkcd today
Teppy needs that on her office door. (Or cube wall, in the event of an open plan office.)
Oh my god. I need to marry that. (I have neither my own office or cube walls -- 4 of us are in a big open room, with weirdly configured desks that give us a semblance of personal space, in the sense that the desks' configurations make it hard for someone to just walk over and get all up in our business.)
I'll have to tape it to my monitor next to the (predictable) Dilbert strips.
Sophia Brooks - May 29, 2009 5:18:16 am PDT #11352 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
When I was stage managing, we used to want the zappy collar thing for actors who didn't stand in their light or were otherwise annoying. Now that I do costumes, I feel bad about it, because costumes tends to be in charge of the care and feeding of actors.
Also, Papyrus is not as bad as any of the fonts my boss uses when she is trying to do something "fancy" like an invitation. Like ASSCAP, ALL BOLD Lucida Calligraphy. I actually changed that invitation to Papyrus as a compromise. But why do people make everything on the piece of paper bold? Because it sort of loses its power that way.
amych - May 29, 2009 5:21:01 am PDT #11353 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
BUT SOPHIA, IT'S **ALL!!!11!!** IMPORTANT!!!
tommyrot - May 29, 2009 5:22:23 am PDT #11354 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
EVERYTHING I EVER WRITE IS IMPORTANT!!! SO FROM NOW ON I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS!!!!
Jessica - May 29, 2009 5:25:09 am PDT #11355 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
WHY ARE YOU ALL YELLING AT ME????!?!?!!
JenP - May 29, 2009 5:28:39 am PDT #11356 of 30000
FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT RIO WAS BACK!!!1!!1
tommyrot - May 29, 2009 5:31:05 am PDT #11357 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, THIS IS REALLY GETTING ANNOYING, ISN'T IT?!?!?!!?
Gris - May 29, 2009 5:32:05 am PDT #11358 of 30000
Hey. New board.
It didn't take long.
JenP - May 29, 2009 5:33:08 am PDT #11359 of 30000
It has, perhaps, run its course.
The movers are here, and I have nothing to do at the moment. I'd start a kerfauxfle, but I can't think of anything due to lack of sleep.