I do believe the House of Reason should get these.
Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Jessica - May 29, 2009 4:55:15 am PDT #11346 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Shir - May 29, 2009 5:03:08 am PDT #11347 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I don't mind if people are clueless, as long as they're not around me. Sadly...
One thing that could make it all better, if those people had electrical collars around their necks, and I could zap them with my mind. Not anything that would kill them or really hurt them, just something that would balance the pain they're causing my mind.
Unless they're getting turned on by these kind of things.
That doesn't make me a crazy person, right...?
Jessica - May 29, 2009 5:04:17 am PDT #11348 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
One thing that could make it all better, if those people had electrical collars around their necks, and I could zap them with my mind. Not anything that would kill them or really hurt them, just something that would balance the pain they're causing my mind.
They should film this and show it every year at Christmas.
Hil R. - May 29, 2009 5:08:18 am PDT #11349 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Gronklies.
Went out to dinner with my parents last night. Finally convinced my mom that I actually can find something vegan at just about any restaurant. (It was Italian. I was in the mood for pasta. None of the pasta dishes were vegan as written. I told the waitress, "I'm vegetarian, and I don't eat dairy or eggs, are there any pastas here that I can eat?" and she said, "Honey, we can make you whatever you want, just tell us. Pasta with vegetables sound good? How about tomato sauce?" I said that sounded great, as long as there was no broccoli, then checked to see which pastas were made with egg, found out the spaghetti was made without egg, so ordered it with spaghetti. And it was delicious.)
Shir - May 29, 2009 5:10:37 am PDT #11350 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Sounds great, Hil!
Steph L. - May 29, 2009 5:11:29 am PDT #11351 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
and also: xkcd today
Teppy needs that on her office door. (Or cube wall, in the event of an open plan office.)
Oh my god. I need to marry that. (I have neither my own office or cube walls -- 4 of us are in a big open room, with weirdly configured desks that give us a semblance of personal space, in the sense that the desks' configurations make it hard for someone to just walk over and get all up in our business.)
I'll have to tape it to my monitor next to the (predictable) Dilbert strips.
Sophia Brooks - May 29, 2009 5:18:16 am PDT #11352 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
When I was stage managing, we used to want the zappy collar thing for actors who didn't stand in their light or were otherwise annoying. Now that I do costumes, I feel bad about it, because costumes tends to be in charge of the care and feeding of actors.
Also, Papyrus is not as bad as any of the fonts my boss uses when she is trying to do something "fancy" like an invitation. Like ASSCAP, ALL BOLD Lucida Calligraphy. I actually changed that invitation to Papyrus as a compromise. But why do people make everything on the piece of paper bold? Because it sort of loses its power that way.
amych - May 29, 2009 5:21:01 am PDT #11353 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
BUT SOPHIA, IT'S **ALL!!!11!!** IMPORTANT!!!
tommyrot - May 29, 2009 5:22:23 am PDT #11354 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
EVERYTHING I EVER WRITE IS IMPORTANT!!! SO FROM NOW ON I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS!!!!
Jessica - May 29, 2009 5:25:09 am PDT #11355 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
WHY ARE YOU ALL YELLING AT ME????!?!?!!