So, this is unexpected: Ryan has acne. I'm not ready for him to be a teenager! He's going to ask me about girls. What do I know about girls?
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He's going to ask me about girls. What do I know about girls?
"For the past 1000 years, girls have been the primary source of cooties."
You made a baby--you know a LOT about girls.
The baby acne is totally an annoying if normal event. We called Owen Bumpy for a week or so. Stupid, immature sebaceous glands.
What do I know about girls?
Very little. But you DO know about being a nerd. Play your strengths! Get the kid some glasses with tape and pull his pants up real high.
Very little. But you DO know about being a nerd. Play your strengths! Get the kid some glasses with tape and pull his pants up real high.
I'm already doing that. Did I start too early?
You can NEVER start too early!
You can NEVER start too early!
Totally. You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
He DIDN'T?!?!?
Totally. You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
See, I've always been more of your bio-nerd where such matters are concerned.
He DIDN'T?!?!?
I think some of you may be losing sight of the fact that I didn't produce Ryan via parthenogenesis.