What do I know about girls?
Very little. But you DO know about being a nerd. Play your strengths! Get the kid some glasses with tape and pull his pants up real high.
I can hurt a demon!! That's right. I'm back. And I'm a BLOODY ANIMAL!
Spike ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:12:56 am PDT #10477 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea - May 21, 2009 5:16:55 am PDT #10478 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Very little. But you DO know about being a nerd. Play your strengths! Get the kid some glasses with tape and pull his pants up real high.
I'm already doing that. Did I start too early?
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:19:29 am PDT #10479 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You can NEVER start too early!
tommyrot - May 21, 2009 5:21:46 am PDT #10480 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You can NEVER start too early!
Totally. You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:34:23 am PDT #10481 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
He DIDN'T?!?!?
billytea - May 21, 2009 5:34:42 am PDT #10482 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Totally. You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
See, I've always been more of your bio-nerd where such matters are concerned.
billytea - May 21, 2009 5:35:38 am PDT #10483 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
He DIDN'T?!?!?
I think some of you may be losing sight of the fact that I didn't produce Ryan via parthenogenesis.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:36:33 am PDT #10484 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sure, but you don't have to go and ADMIT that.
Jessica - May 21, 2009 6:07:53 am PDT #10485 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So, this is unexpected: Ryan has acne. I'm not ready for him to be a teenager! He's going to ask me about girls. What do I know about girls?
Hee! Infant acne is actually really common - it's caused by hormones in the mother's milk and usually goes away by about 6 weeks (when the post-partum hormones calm down to a more manageable level).
juliana - May 21, 2009 6:14:29 am PDT #10486 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I spotted an ad in one of the morning free papers that someone's doing a study on the effects of a vegan diet on acne. No medications or anything, just the effect of the diet.
Not vegan, but I do know that giving up all dairy (this includes cheese, *SOB*) makes my skin clear up lickety-split. Sometimes I backslide and eat the tasty tasty cheese (I work in an Italian restaurant, there's only so much temptation I can take), but I do try to avoid all dairy.