You made a baby--you know a LOT about girls.
The baby acne is totally an annoying if normal event. We called Owen Bumpy for a week or so. Stupid, immature sebaceous glands.
Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - May 21, 2009 5:07:13 am PDT #10476 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:12:56 am PDT #10477 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What do I know about girls?
Very little. But you DO know about being a nerd. Play your strengths! Get the kid some glasses with tape and pull his pants up real high.
billytea - May 21, 2009 5:16:55 am PDT #10478 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Very little. But you DO know about being a nerd. Play your strengths! Get the kid some glasses with tape and pull his pants up real high.
I'm already doing that. Did I start too early?
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:19:29 am PDT #10479 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You can NEVER start too early!
tommyrot - May 21, 2009 5:21:46 am PDT #10480 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You can NEVER start too early!
Totally. You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:34:23 am PDT #10481 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
He DIDN'T?!?!?
billytea - May 21, 2009 5:34:42 am PDT #10482 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Totally. You should have used fiber optics to show episodes of ST:TOS to Ryan while he was still in the womb.
See, I've always been more of your bio-nerd where such matters are concerned.
billytea - May 21, 2009 5:35:38 am PDT #10483 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
He DIDN'T?!?!?
I think some of you may be losing sight of the fact that I didn't produce Ryan via parthenogenesis.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 5:36:33 am PDT #10484 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sure, but you don't have to go and ADMIT that.
Jessica - May 21, 2009 6:07:53 am PDT #10485 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So, this is unexpected: Ryan has acne. I'm not ready for him to be a teenager! He's going to ask me about girls. What do I know about girls?
Hee! Infant acne is actually really common - it's caused by hormones in the mother's milk and usually goes away by about 6 weeks (when the post-partum hormones calm down to a more manageable level).