I'm glad the nap helped, sj. And tortellini in sage cream sauce sounds delicious.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - May 19, 2009 2:23:49 pm PDT #10323 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Barb - May 19, 2009 2:44:01 pm PDT #10324 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
AAAAYYYIIIIII
Sham-Wow Vince is hawking a manual psuedo food processor called a "Slap Chop."
It's kind of scary. And he makes it sound sort of dirty.
Hil R. - May 19, 2009 3:04:48 pm PDT #10325 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have made tempeh mango salad for lunch tomorrow. I feel all healthy now, even though I know this stuff has a bunch of fat. It's also got fruit, and soy, and scallions, which are a vegetable! And, um, curry powder and hot sauce, which I don't think have any nutritional benefits, but taste good. And a bunch of Veganaise.
So. Tempeh salad in pita. A clementine. Some baby carrots? This is a rather orange lunch. Maybe celery instead of carrots.
Polter-Cow - May 19, 2009 3:08:16 pm PDT #10326 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My mom has figured out that I don't answer the phone if I see it's her, so she's been calling from my siblings' phones lately. Blarg.
§ ita § - May 19, 2009 3:09:29 pm PDT #10327 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
so she's been calling from my siblings' phones lately
That's not remotely passive aggressive, is it? Why doesn't she just guilt you directly like a normal parent?
Fay - May 19, 2009 3:27:39 pm PDT #10328 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Hurrah for the Boobs of Reason!
ChiKat - May 19, 2009 3:39:34 pm PDT #10329 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yayayayayayayay for Reasonable Boobs!!!!
And, I have a 2nd job interview tomorrow morning. Yay!
Volans - May 19, 2009 3:46:52 pm PDT #10330 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Welcome to the world, Babyfrass!
Congrats on a clean bill of health, BreastsofReason!
I've cut back to not having caffiene after 3pm, except on Tuesdays and bank holidays, but that's the best I can do.
Speaking of crazy cat ladies (we were, right?), I recently heard on the news that a woman here has been arrested for animal cruelty. She had ~192 cats in her house (alive...there were at least 3 dead ones).
The house is going to have to be demolished.
Cashmere - May 19, 2009 4:10:18 pm PDT #10331 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I totally want a slap chop. Damn that prostitute slapping Vince all to hell.
§ ita § - May 19, 2009 4:12:25 pm PDT #10332 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Slapping? I thought he bit her. Or did she bite him? There was tongue bitage, I swear.
eta:
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.