Yayayayayayayay for Reasonable Boobs!!!!
And, I have a 2nd job interview tomorrow morning. Yay!
I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.
Buffy ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - May 19, 2009 3:39:34 pm PDT #10329 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Volans - May 19, 2009 3:46:52 pm PDT #10330 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Welcome to the world, Babyfrass!
Congrats on a clean bill of health, BreastsofReason!
I've cut back to not having caffiene after 3pm, except on Tuesdays and bank holidays, but that's the best I can do.
Speaking of crazy cat ladies (we were, right?), I recently heard on the news that a woman here has been arrested for animal cruelty. She had ~192 cats in her house (alive...there were at least 3 dead ones).
The house is going to have to be demolished.
Cashmere - May 19, 2009 4:10:18 pm PDT #10331 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I totally want a slap chop. Damn that prostitute slapping Vince all to hell.
§ ita § - May 19, 2009 4:12:25 pm PDT #10332 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Slapping? I thought he bit her. Or did she bite him? There was tongue bitage, I swear.
eta:
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
dcp - May 19, 2009 4:34:19 pm PDT #10333 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Sham-Wow Vince is hawking a manual pseudo food processor called a "Slap Chop."
We had one of those back in the '70s, we called it the blitz-hacker. Not sure where we got it. It worked great, but it didn't survive one of our moves.
hippocampus - May 19, 2009 4:57:34 pm PDT #10334 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Awesome news Jilli!
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Hil R. - May 19, 2009 5:02:01 pm PDT #10335 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My mother told me that she's not sure what to do when I go visit, because she likes to cook things for me, but she says it seems like I haven't been happy with what she's been cooking. I talked it over with my sister, and decided to email my mom a list of things that she's cooked for me that I like. When did food get this complicated? (I'll eat whatever she makes me, and I cannot remember ever actually saying I didn't like something since I was about 14. But if I don't go into, "Wow, this is delicious!" then she thinks I don't like it.)
Cashmere - May 19, 2009 5:02:25 pm PDT #10336 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I think she bit his tongue and he punched her to get her to let go or something like that.
Pampered Chef has a great chopper like that but Slap Chop comes with a Graty and I think that's what's sold me on the package.
But you're talking to someone who owns four Topsy Turvies and a One Sweep.
Laga - May 19, 2009 5:06:17 pm PDT #10337 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I see a lot of Slap Chops in resale shops.
askye - May 19, 2009 5:06:45 pm PDT #10338 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
The Slap Chop is really similiar to the Chop O Matic that Ronco sold.
Except the Slap Chop seems to have a "butterfly" opening and a really creepy pitch man.
I have to admit I have a weakness for watching infomercials, I've never bought anything (usually because I've been to broke) but if I see the Redi-Set-Go cooker (the latest version of the GT Xpress 101) in the store I may succumb.