My mom has figured out that I don't answer the phone if I see it's her, so she's been calling from my siblings' phones lately. Blarg.
Mal: Ready? Zoe: Always.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - May 19, 2009 3:08:16 pm PDT #10326 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
§ ita § - May 19, 2009 3:09:29 pm PDT #10327 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
so she's been calling from my siblings' phones lately
That's not remotely passive aggressive, is it? Why doesn't she just guilt you directly like a normal parent?
Fay - May 19, 2009 3:27:39 pm PDT #10328 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Hurrah for the Boobs of Reason!
ChiKat - May 19, 2009 3:39:34 pm PDT #10329 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yayayayayayayay for Reasonable Boobs!!!!
And, I have a 2nd job interview tomorrow morning. Yay!
Volans - May 19, 2009 3:46:52 pm PDT #10330 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Welcome to the world, Babyfrass!
Congrats on a clean bill of health, BreastsofReason!
I've cut back to not having caffiene after 3pm, except on Tuesdays and bank holidays, but that's the best I can do.
Speaking of crazy cat ladies (we were, right?), I recently heard on the news that a woman here has been arrested for animal cruelty. She had ~192 cats in her house (alive...there were at least 3 dead ones).
The house is going to have to be demolished.
Cashmere - May 19, 2009 4:10:18 pm PDT #10331 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I totally want a slap chop. Damn that prostitute slapping Vince all to hell.
§ ita § - May 19, 2009 4:12:25 pm PDT #10332 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Slapping? I thought he bit her. Or did she bite him? There was tongue bitage, I swear.
eta:
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
dcp - May 19, 2009 4:34:19 pm PDT #10333 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Sham-Wow Vince is hawking a manual pseudo food processor called a "Slap Chop."
We had one of those back in the '70s, we called it the blitz-hacker. Not sure where we got it. It worked great, but it didn't survive one of our moves.
hippocampus - May 19, 2009 4:57:34 pm PDT #10334 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Awesome news Jilli!
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Hil R. - May 19, 2009 5:02:01 pm PDT #10335 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My mother told me that she's not sure what to do when I go visit, because she likes to cook things for me, but she says it seems like I haven't been happy with what she's been cooking. I talked it over with my sister, and decided to email my mom a list of things that she's cooked for me that I like. When did food get this complicated? (I'll eat whatever she makes me, and I cannot remember ever actually saying I didn't like something since I was about 14. But if I don't go into, "Wow, this is delicious!" then she thinks I don't like it.)