I have made tempeh mango salad for lunch tomorrow. I feel all healthy now, even though I know this stuff has a bunch of fat. It's also got fruit, and soy, and scallions, which are a vegetable! And, um, curry powder and hot sauce, which I don't think have any nutritional benefits, but taste good. And a bunch of Veganaise.

So. Tempeh salad in pita. A clementine. Some baby carrots? This is a rather orange lunch. Maybe celery instead of carrots.

My mom has figured out that I don't answer the phone if I see it's her, so she's been calling from my siblings' phones lately. Blarg.

so she's been calling from my siblings' phones lately

That's not remotely passive aggressive, is it? Why doesn't she just guilt you directly like a normal parent?

Hurrah for the Boobs of Reason!

Yayayayayayayay for Reasonable Boobs!!!!

And, I have a 2nd job interview tomorrow morning. Yay!

Welcome to the world, Babyfrass!

Congrats on a clean bill of health, BreastsofReason!

I've cut back to not having caffiene after 3pm, except on Tuesdays and bank holidays, but that's the best I can do.

Speaking of crazy cat ladies (we were, right?), I recently heard on the news that a woman here has been arrested for animal cruelty. She had ~192 cats in her house (alive...there were at least 3 dead ones).

The house is going to have to be demolished.

I totally want a slap chop. Damn that prostitute slapping Vince all to hell.

Slapping? I thought he bit her. Or did she bite him? There was tongue bitage, I swear.

eta:

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Sham-Wow Vince is hawking a manual pseudo food processor called a "Slap Chop."

We had one of those back in the '70s, we called it the blitz-hacker. Not sure where we got it. It worked great, but it didn't survive one of our moves.

Awesome news Jilli!

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