ah, erika, I thought you (among others) would appreciate this quote, from Smart Bitches, quoting J.R. Ward:
“Copy editors are wonderful people but they eat, sleep, live, and breathe the Chicago manual of cocksucking style.”
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Apr 17, 2008 11:45:47 am PDT #5240 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Amy - Apr 17, 2008 11:50:09 am PDT #5241 of 10001
Because books.
“Copy editors are wonderful people but they eat, sleep, live, and breathe the Chicago manual of cocksucking style.”
Some of us just like to lick it once in a while.
lisah - Apr 17, 2008 11:58:38 am PDT #5242 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Some of us just like to lick it once in a while.
heh, not a copy editor, but yes!
Lee - Apr 17, 2008 11:59:45 am PDT #5243 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
must.not.do.that.
I bet it tastes better than the Blue Book though.
Laga - Apr 17, 2008 12:16:56 pm PDT #5244 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Hi y'all. I don't need a root canal, yay!
ionews one of my sister's friends has written her an Amex commerical:
$1800 I paid to your immigration attorney
$800 I paid for your motorcycle
$275 balance I paid to your divorce attorney
Getting divorced from an ass.....PRICELESS!
Sean K - Apr 17, 2008 12:56:54 pm PDT #5245 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yeah, all I hear from my dad is that Indians aren't bad people. Because I've clearly made it a point not to make Indian friends. My one Indian friend being the exception that proves the rule.
Jeez. Xenophobic much, dad?
Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2008 12:58:34 pm PDT #5246 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
There's nothing wrong with having white friends! But Indian friends are the only ones who will ever help you out when you need them.
erikaj - Apr 17, 2008 12:59:30 pm PDT #5247 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
"Your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling."(/Bender) Except they won't. Foreign cooties. (And I don't speak to my dad anymore)
Sean K - Apr 17, 2008 1:00:45 pm PDT #5248 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Nonsense. This is the best Swedish Chef scene
Lobster banditos!
But Indian friends are the only ones who will ever help you out when you need them.
I feel so shallow and artificial. I must be a USian.
Toddson - Apr 17, 2008 1:01:05 pm PDT #5249 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
MM, I've had my share of Fuckcake o'the Day calls. One from a guy who left a voicemail message on my phone consisting of "uhhhhhhh" and a "click" when he hung up. He then called back and, since I still wasn't at my desk, insisted someone write down a message with his name and phone number for me to call back. At approximately 5:00 he wanted something overnighted for delivery tomorrow. um, NO.
Another from someone wanting me to help him set up a conference call tomorrow with people who are OUT OF THE OFFICE all week. Who I don't work for. One of whom doesn't work in this office. When I explained to him that they were out all week, he commented "gee ... I guess they didn't get my e-mails today, did they?"
snarl