Honey...don't do that.
Bang your boss' head on the desk.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Apr 17, 2008 10:03:52 am PDT #5230 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Daisy Jane - Apr 17, 2008 10:04:07 am PDT #5231 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
t puts pillow on Aims's desk
Toddson - Apr 17, 2008 10:12:38 am PDT #5232 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
We just had a, well, more than a kerfuffle in the office. Some people have company credit cards, intended to be used for company expenses only (travel, meals, etc.). Well, one person got confused and used it for a personal expense; she apologized and promptly made out a check for the amount charged and gave it to the financial person. The financial person who's resigned and is currently coming in to the office a couple of days a week as a consultant to help the new financial person find her feet. Well, the "old" financial person decided that the person with the card needed to be made an example of and went to her boss, who's the #2 person in the office hierarchy. Made a fuss about it. Which wouldn't have been so bad, except that (a) almost everyone who has a company card has on occasion used it for personal expenses and (b) at least one person has several hundred dollars in personal expenses on a card and hasn't made any attempt to pay it back for something like six months.
There was yelling and slamming of doors. (I'm very grateful to have been merely an observer.)
Emily - Apr 17, 2008 10:20:28 am PDT #5233 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Argh. Why with the melodrama? Why must there be melodrama?
I know, I know. It's high school. But there so hasn't been any up till now!
Toddson - Apr 17, 2008 10:30:10 am PDT #5234 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
For entertainment, my favorite Swedish Chef scene ever.
Ginger - Apr 17, 2008 10:43:18 am PDT #5235 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Nonsense. This is the best Swedish Chef scene.
erikaj - Apr 17, 2008 10:54:16 am PDT #5236 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I was very excited about the new blogging gig I'm gonna get. But now, I'm thinking "I'm supposed to use my ties to the disability community...*what* ties to the disability community?" Even other disabled people think I am a freak. Which is not exactly really *cultural* like Sunil's thing, but in a way I relate.
Toddson - Apr 17, 2008 10:54:58 am PDT #5237 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I didn't say best - I said my favorite!
Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2008 10:56:31 am PDT #5238 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Heh, erika. Excuse us for bonding over common interests and personalities rather than aspects of ourselves we didn't even choose!
erikaj - Apr 17, 2008 11:00:45 am PDT #5239 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah, that's probably part of it. I mean, I'm not denying it, or anything, it would be awfully hard to pass, but...