Nonsense. This is the best Swedish Chef scene

Lobster banditos!

But Indian friends are the only ones who will ever help you out when you need them.

I feel so shallow and artificial. I must be a USian.

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MM, I've had my share of Fuckcake o'the Day calls. One from a guy who left a voicemail message on my phone consisting of "uhhhhhhh" and a "click" when he hung up. He then called back and, since I still wasn't at my desk, insisted someone write down a message with his name and phone number for me to call back. At approximately 5:00 he wanted something overnighted for delivery tomorrow. um, NO.

Another from someone wanting me to help him set up a conference call tomorrow with people who are OUT OF THE OFFICE all week. Who I don't work for. One of whom doesn't work in this office. When I explained to him that they were out all week, he commented "gee ... I guess they didn't get my e-mails today, did they?"

snarl

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Amex commerical

pssst. It's MasterCard.

And I just got off the phone with the YMCA (FINALLY got that fixed, and they're issuing me a huge reimbursement! YAY!), so now I will call MassHealth back.

Wow VW! Go you!

ION, I am making cookies for a party here tonight. I Love making cookie dough but HATE waiting for them to cook.

In my family, we didn't. My sister would whip up a bowl. Put one batch in the oven, then bring the bowl in the living room and eat it raw while waiting for the rest to cook... funny thing, they often were over cooked, thus justifying eating yummy raw cookie dough.

I think "tom" is soup. "yum" is maybe coconut milk?

So when cute Thai waitress asks me how was dinner, I shouldn't reply "mmm yummy!" ??

:: offers bubblewrap for Aims head ::

:: does happy dance for Laga lack of root canal ::

ION, it appears my college alumni forwarding e-mail addresses has been swiped for spam. I'm getting a FLOOD of mailer-daemon "your IP does not match" types of e-mails. Frack me! How do I fix this? Can I fix this?

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I'm learning Spanish from Scotsmen.

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It might mess up your accent, but if it works .... (watching telenovelas is a fun way to improve your comprehension)

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one actor in our current show about to open looks like Judd Nelson's character from Breakfast Club, but a lil older. Another looks like Adam Baldwin's character from Chuck, but younger. And the lights are burning gel and it smells nasty, making me queesey.

Also, KT, sorry to hear about your sucktastic morning. I hope it got better as the day progressed. Surely one of the darlings did something to affirm it's a beautiful day.

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It might mess up your accent

This is the place, Coffee Break Spanish.

I think the instructor's Spanish accent is pretty pure but he is teaching Castillian, for instance I thought wife was esposa and mujer meant woman but he says mujer means wife.

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Esposa definitely means wife, but I think mujer can also be used.

(he he ... I once heard about some Swedes who learned English from a woman from Yorkshire ... ended up with the wildest accent)

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I'm living with two spanish-speakers so that helps.

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I've been watching a historical telenovela (pirates! sword fights! tiaras!) and I've found that I understand more of it now than when it started. Also - serious eye candy.

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