Some of us just like to lick it once in a while.

heh, not a copy editor, but yes!

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must.not.do.that.

I bet it tastes better than the Blue Book though.

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Hi y'all. I don't need a root canal, yay!

ionews one of my sister's friends has written her an Amex commerical:

$1800 I paid to your immigration attorney

$800 I paid for your motorcycle

$275 balance I paid to your divorce attorney

Getting divorced from an ass.....PRICELESS!

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Yeah, all I hear from my dad is that Indians aren't bad people. Because I've clearly made it a point not to make Indian friends. My one Indian friend being the exception that proves the rule.

Jeez. Xenophobic much, dad?

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There's nothing wrong with having white friends! But Indian friends are the only ones who will ever help you out when you need them.

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"Your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling."(/Bender) Except they won't. Foreign cooties. (And I don't speak to my dad anymore)

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Nonsense. This is the best Swedish Chef scene

Lobster banditos!

But Indian friends are the only ones who will ever help you out when you need them.

I feel so shallow and artificial. I must be a USian.

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MM, I've had my share of Fuckcake o'the Day calls. One from a guy who left a voicemail message on my phone consisting of "uhhhhhhh" and a "click" when he hung up. He then called back and, since I still wasn't at my desk, insisted someone write down a message with his name and phone number for me to call back. At approximately 5:00 he wanted something overnighted for delivery tomorrow. um, NO.

Another from someone wanting me to help him set up a conference call tomorrow with people who are OUT OF THE OFFICE all week. Who I don't work for. One of whom doesn't work in this office. When I explained to him that they were out all week, he commented "gee ... I guess they didn't get my e-mails today, did they?"

snarl

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Amex commerical

pssst. It's MasterCard.

And I just got off the phone with the YMCA (FINALLY got that fixed, and they're issuing me a huge reimbursement! YAY!), so now I will call MassHealth back.

Wow VW! Go you!

ION, I am making cookies for a party here tonight. I Love making cookie dough but HATE waiting for them to cook.

In my family, we didn't. My sister would whip up a bowl. Put one batch in the oven, then bring the bowl in the living room and eat it raw while waiting for the rest to cook... funny thing, they often were over cooked, thus justifying eating yummy raw cookie dough.

I think "tom" is soup. "yum" is maybe coconut milk?

So when cute Thai waitress asks me how was dinner, I shouldn't reply "mmm yummy!" ??

:: offers bubblewrap for Aims head ::

:: does happy dance for Laga lack of root canal ::

ION, it appears my college alumni forwarding e-mail addresses has been swiped for spam. I'm getting a FLOOD of mailer-daemon "your IP does not match" types of e-mails. Frack me! How do I fix this? Can I fix this?

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I'm learning Spanish from Scotsmen.

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